AAOOOSC! Mini Stories!

In the CONSOL Energy Center, the Pittsburgh Penguins are warming up on one half of the ice while the Columbus Blue Jackets are warming up on the other side prior to the game.
The Penguins are skating around their half, shooing at the net Marc-André Fleury is warming up in front of.
Sidney Crosby grabs a puck with his stick and makes a breakaway, driving the stick between the left post and Fleury's skate.
"Yay! I scored!" Sidney yells happily, raising his stick and hands in the air as he skates around.
"Pfft, next time you shoot at me, I'll cream you!" Fleury snaps while getting back up.
"Noooo! You can't, you're a goalie. Only skaters can cream others," Sidney says, "into banana cream. Mmmm!" He skates away to the rest of the Penguins skaters.
Fleury shakes his head with narrowed eyes. "That kid's been hanging around that stuffed gorilla for too long."
Sidney breaks next to his best Penguin friend, Evgeni Malkin. "C'mon, Geno, score that goal! You know why?"
Evgeni makes a slap shot at Fleury's net; the puck sails into the net, behind the goalie's back; Fleury was too busy trying to save Beau Bennett's shot.
"Because I am score," Geno finishes in a deep Russian accent.
"Yea!" Sidney exclaims.
Fleury looks over his shoulder, seeing the puck that is behind him. "What?" He gazes up at Evgeni with a stern look. "Geno!" He stands up quickly, pointing his stick at the puck. "I wasn't looking! That's not fair!"
"I scored! Whoooooo!" Beau throw his gloves and stick in the air, since he put the puck in the net when the goalie was conversing with the Russian. "Gimme the hugs!"
Sergei Bobrovsky skates over the Penguins' side and hugs Beau.
Beau is unaware that his opponent is hugging him and he hugs him back. "Ah, thank you, thank you, you kind fellow of this rink."
"Bob," Sergei responds.
Fleury looks at Beau and shakes his head.
Brandon Sutter decides to shoot a goal on Fleury, but it bounces off of his leg pad.
"WHAT?‽!" he screams. "That's. Not. FAIR!!!" He begins slamming his stick on the ice in frustration.
"What's up with him?" Coach Mike Johnston, who is in the bench with the other Pens, points to Sutter with confusion.
"He's like that all the time," Chris Kunitz, who is also sitting in the bench, tells him. "Coach Bylsma would shout at him to quiet down."
"I don't shout. That's mean."
"You want him to destroy the rink?" The alternative captain nods his head at Sutter, who is on the other side of the rink, slashing the boards with his stick.
"I still don't shout. Sorry." The coach shakes his head.
"Good-bye, CONSOL Center," Chris mutters.
Sergei sees that Sutter is having some anger management issues behind him, so he skates away from Beau and hugs Sutter instead.
Sutter calms down and hugs him back. "So this is how a hug feels like."
"Bob," Sergei replies.
"Hey, Geno, is that your Russian goalie friend over there?" Sidney points to Sergei with his stick.
"Yea. Sergei is score. Сергей!" (Sergei!)
Sergei looks to his right, seeing his Russian Penguin friend. "Гено!" He lets go of Sutter and skates over to Geno. (Geno!)
"Hey, my hug!" Sutter says in shock.
"Don't worry, I'll hug you!" Beau hugs Sutter.
"Ugggghhhhh..." Sutter rolls his eyes.
"Что ты делаешь здесь, в нашем районе?" Evgeni asks the Blue Jackets' goalie. (What are you doing here in our area?)
"Некоторые объятия были необходимы здесь." (Some hugs were needed here)
"Ах, да. Так, план еще дальше??" (Ah yes. So, the plan is still on?)
"Ага! Ты первый!" (Yup! You're the first!)
"Хорошо, хорошо звучит! Увидимся позже, Боб!" (Alright, sounds good! See you later, Bob!)
"Пока на данный момент, Гено." Sergei pats Evgeni's shoulder and skates back to his area. (Bye for now, Geno).
"What was all that gibberish about?" Sidney exclaims, since he was just standing in between their Russian conversation.
"Bob and I speak Russian."
"Why not English? You guys gotta learn English!"
"Russian is score, not English." Evgeni skates away to grab a puck.
"Wait, wait for me, Geno!" The captain skates after him.
The Russian Penguin grabs the puck and shoots it straight at Fleury, who is now this time ready. But while shooting, Evgeni stood on one leg for more power, but then he slipped due to too much pressure on his one leg and falls on his back.
Sidney gasps dramatically. "Geno!" He goes down on his knees, looking at his friend's face. "Geno, you fell! You okay?"
"Help get up," Evgeni groans, reaching out towards Sidney with his hand.
Sidney grabs his hand and gets up, pulling his alternative captain back up. "You okay?"
"Back hurt. I hurt. I go." Evgeni dolefully skates out of the rink.
"Awwww, but Geno!" Sidney skates after him, but he was long gone in the locker room.
"Coach!" Chris calls Johnston. He extends his gloved hand towards the locker room entrance. "Geno just slipped into the locker room without permission! You gotta tell him to come back!"
"But I can't go into the locker room," Johnston responds, "I gotta check on you guys from out here."
"Then shout at him to come back."
"No, I can't shout. That's very rude."
Chris groans and lays his forehead on his glove, which was on the top of his stick.

Meanwhile, Geno is sitting outside of his locker room without his skates; he is instead wearing flip flops.
Then Sergei comes into view with all of his equipment still on.
"Готовы?" Evgeni asks. (Ready?)
"Ах, да, Каспар Ли!" Sergei replies happily. (Oh yes, Caspar Lee!)
Then they go off deeper into the hallway.

The game eventually starts without the two Russians. It's in the second period and Penguins are up two to one.
Sidney and Chris are on the bench together with Beau.
"Where's Geno?" Sidney asks. "He said he was hurt!"
"I saw him going into the locker room," Chris replies.
"Someone hugged me!" Beau exclaims happily.
"The Blue Jackets' goalie hugged you, hooray," the alternative captain says sarcastically.
"But I wonder why he left like that...," the captain continues on.
"Maybe I can photobomb that goalie's interview," Beau randomly says, saying his thoughts aloud.
"But what would Geno be doing?" Sidney asks. "I mean, he certainly won't be playing...maybe he's a home taking care of his fluffy bunny!"
"Uhhh...Sid?"
Sidney turns to Chris. "Yea?"
Chris points to something in front Sid. "Look."
Sidney looks up in front of him, facing the scoreboard.
The screen on the scoreboard has changed, now having the words: 'Мне гол. I am score.' And above the words is a live view of where Evgeni and Bob are. They seem to be in the reporters' room and they are just waving at the camera happily like little children.
"Oh look, they took over the whole game now! Uh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh!" Sidney begins to laugh.
Chris sees as Sergei is pressing some buttons on the desk he is sitting behind of; the words 'Penguins' and 'Blue Jackets' turn into their Russian names: 'Пингвины' and 'Блю Джекетс.' "Gosh, why can't we do that to change 'Penguins' into 'Gorillas'?" he whines. "That'd be awesome!"
"Gotta ask Geno that!" Sidney exclaims as he sees Beau just mesmerized by the Russian on the scoreboard.
"I am score!" Evgeni shouts into the microphone, making sure everyone hears his speech.
All the Penguins fans cheered since they liked Evgeni a lot and they gain more Penguins spirit.
"Bob!" Sergei shouts.
A single Blue Jackets fan whoops.
"Bob," Evgeni repeats. "Bob is score. I am score. You are score. We are score."
The crowd goes wild.

And in the end, Penguins won eight to two, thanks to Geno's and Bob's game plan.
The Blue Jackets got creamed though because the other goalie of the Jackets couldn't concentrate due to all the 'scores' Geno was saying.

The End.

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