Orlando
Tyler’s 23 Birthday, But I’m One Month Older Than Him!
Evelyna’s POV
“Happy birthday, Tyler!” I sang out, darting forward up to him and ruffled his hair. He moaned and swatted playfully at me.
“You saw that Jamie, she touched my hair!”
“What? I didn’t see anything!” Jamie remarked, sending me a wink.
I giggled. Tyler gasped and folded his arms. He tried to maintain a serious, stern look, but couldn’t.
“It’s my birthday, come on, give me some slack and be nice.”
“Or I can pinch you 23 times?” Jamie joked.
“No!! Jamie, don’t you dare pinch me. Who pinches someone now-a-days?” Tyler protested.
I giggled and walked over to where Kaitlyn was. She was trying to be on her boyfriend’s side, but was finding it highly difficult to do so. She was struggling to hold back her giggles. We were all out with him shopping for things. He’d gone out with his sisters and parents earlier, it was our turn now. Jamie Benn was tagging along with us because the poor guy was all alone and had nothing better to do. He needed a girlfriend badly.
We were heading to a restaurant at the mall, right before the Dallas Stars had to take on the Winnipeg Jets at the American Airlines Center. I was going to work the JumboTron tonight too. I had spent the whole day of Friday working with Val to create a really cool edit that I thought would make Tyler laugh a bunch.
Val was actually back at Tyler’s place setting up for the party. I knew him too well, that he wouldn’t have enjoyed coming with us anyway. Along the way, I spotted a really cool red lamborghini car. I thought about Val, who loved cars. I paused and took my phone out. I quickly snapped a picture of the vehicle and then raced to catch up.
“Sorry, had to get a picture to show Val, he’ll wish he’d come with us.”
“Nice car,” Tyler remarked. “He’ll love it. I mean, he’ll love you rubbing it in his face!”
“Segs, be nice,” Jamie and Kaitlyn scolded.
The four of us reached the restaurant and grabbed the food we had ordered and then journeyed back to the car.
“Jamie, do you mind,” I said, as Tyler passed the food to Kaitlyn, who got in and sat in the back seat. Tyler closed the trunk, after he’d put his presents in there. As soon as he did, Jamie jumped him like a robber might do. “Easy Jamie, don’t tackle or hurt him, just grab him.”
“What the hell--? What are you doing?” Tyler shrieked, fighting with Jamie, who grabbed his wrists.
“Uh, would you believe we’re kidnapping you for a party?” I replied.
“Oh. Okay.” Tyler relaxed a little bit.
“Jamie, bind his wrists together please.”
“Whoa, okay, not so serious, girl. Just blindfold me or something.”
“I was wanting this done the right way, we can’t kidnap you if your hands are tied up...it doesn’t make sense.”
“Fine! But I’m remembering this for your birthday!”
“Good luck remembering that, sweetheart!” I retorted.
Jamie shrugged and tied Tyler’s wrists together in back of him, with a necktie he had in his pocket. Then he withdrew a black and green bandana and wrapped it around Tyler’s eyes, blindfolding him. Jamie grabbed him and forced him to sit in the passenger seat. He buckled him in and then rounded the car and got into the driver’s seat.
I hopped into the back with Kaitlyn. We launched off, heading back to the house. Hopefully Val was finished with everything. We finally arrived at the place and parked in the driveway, behind Val’s car and Jamie’s jeep.
Jamie parked the car and got out of it. He walked around and unbuckled Tyler from the seat. Then he helped him out and grabbed him by the back of the neck. “Don’t struggle Seggy.” Jamie was disguising his voice in an effort to keep his villainy kidnapper character.
“You’re a pathetic villain, Jamie.”
“Watch your mouth, I may have to gag you!”
“No, Jamie. Nobody’s gagging anyone and knock off the deep voice, just be normal and yourself,” I laughed, hopping from the back of the car. Kaitlyn followed. The two of us had the food and Tyler’s presents.
“My wrists are hurting, I think you tied the tie too tight!” Tyler complained, shifting his torso and trying to get himself comfortable.
“Aw, want it tighter?” Jamie growled.
“JAMIE!!” I scolded. “Knock it off, on any other day I’d say go ahead and torment him, but be nice to him. Otherwise, I’ll have to take over as the villain.”
“Okay, okay.” Jamie grabbed Tyler’s arm with his other hand and shoved him forward, toward the house. They entered it and Kaitlyn and I went to the kitchen. As I left, I looked at Jamie, pointing my two fingers to my eyes and then back at the Captain of the Stars. He sat Tyler down on the couch and then sat beside him.
Kaitlyn and I entered the kitchen, where Val was. He had on a cute light bluish-gray shirt and a pair of jeans. He had done a good job, as all the decorations were set up. At his feet, Cash and Marshall sat.
“Where’s Cashy and Marshy?” Tyler’s voice sang out.
“They in here with me, I like doggies...keep me company...NO, CASH!!!! DROP IT!! DON’T CHEW ON THE TOWEL!!” Val screamed, tugging at the towel in the black dog’s mouth. He managed to get it out and put it on the counter.
Kaitlyn and I put the food on the counter and then I went over to Val and embraced him, pecking him on the lips lightly. “I missed you. I was stuck with Tyler the whole time.”
“I can tell.”
“Oh, and,” I withdrew my phone and pulled up the picture of the car, “You missed this too.”
“Sick. I like. Pretty. Well, I stuck with dogs, but it was fun. They good dogs.”
I patted Cash on the head, who had his mouth open and looked happy. His tail wagged and thumped on the ground behind him.
“When can I be released?” Tyler whined.
“In a little bit, hang on!” I responded. I motioned to Val to grab the cake with Kaitlyn. I snatched up a camera and we walked into the room. Cash and Marshall followed us. We headed into the living room, where the two superstars were.
Val and Kaitlyn halted. I set up to the side and got the camera ready. Cash and Marshall came over to me. I whispered for Cash to go see his dad. I held Marshall back by his collar. The black dog went over to Tyler.
“Give daddy a kiss, Cash,” I said, turning on the camera.
Cash licked Tyler’s mouth, as he leaned down for a kiss from his dog. Then Jamie shoved the dog to the side and planted his lips in place on Tyler’s. He took his hands and removed the blindfold from Tyler finally.
The young man jerked back in shock.
“JAMIE!!” We all scolded.
Jamie laughed, rolling backward, cracking up. Tyler kicked out and shoved the laughing vet off of the couch.
“Don’t ever kiss me again! Ewww!! Kaitlyn, come here!”
“I’m not putting my mouth on your dog slobbered trap...maybe later.”
Tyler looked at Jamie, who was rolling on the floor still cracking up. I was filming all of this, it was too funny not to. “Untie me Jamie!” Tyler commanded. “This is the last time I let anyone of you talk me into being kidnapped and tied up!!”
Jamie slowly calmed down and got to his feet. He came over and untied Tyler’s wrists, as he leaned forward. Tyler instantly swung his arm up and slapped Jamie across the face, which I caught on the camera.
“Okay, let’s be nice Tyler now. It’s his birthday. Don’t kiss him Jamie!”
“It was a birthday kiss, and you slap like a little girl, Seggy,” Jamie laughed.
“Shut up Jamie. Sit down and behave,” Tyler said, playfully.
Jamie sat down. Tyler hugged his black dog and I let the brown one go. Marshall went and said hi to his owner. Val and Kaitlyn resumed coming forward and lowered the cake down. Tyler commanded his dogs to behave, which they did. He blew out the candles and then I cut the recording to the camera and took a picture of him instead.
Then we all got up and went over to the table. We sat down and ate the food and cake. After that we had Tyler open his presents. Jamie was really tired and it turned out that before we had gone shopping, he had ate something...and I guessed it had been poisoned. He fell asleep after the presents.
Tyler and Kaitlyn retreated to Tyler’s bedroom for Kaitlyn’s latter part of her present and Val and I hung out in the kitchen, cleaning up.
“Poor Jamie, he’s going to wake up and feel so bad. He kissed Tyler.”
“It was funny though. I would no kiss Tyler, but I know he good kisser.”
“Still, we’re talking two straight men doing something gay…”
“Well, Tyler get over it and it be funny later on. You record it right?”
“Yeah. It’s on the camera. I got the slap afterwards too. It’s like they are a couple. But I guess they still can’t be as good as Kazer in Chicago!”
“Kazer?”
“Patrick Kane or Kaner and Jonathan Toews or Tazer.”
“Oh!”
I sighed and leaned over, putting my head onto Val’s chest. I dragged my fingers along his arm, while he stroked my red hair. We smiled, as we stood there in each other’s arms. It may have been Tyler’s birthday, but Val was the highlight. He was a good Russian kid. I was so happy to know him and be his girlfriend.
Tomorrow was the SuperBowl, which meant it was about to get tense. We were all hanging out together again, but this time at Jamie’s house. But in an hour, we all would be at the AAC for a hockey game!! It was time to kick some Jets!
“Happy birthday, Tyler!” I sang out, darting forward up to him and ruffled his hair. He moaned and swatted playfully at me.
“You saw that Jamie, she touched my hair!”
“What? I didn’t see anything!” Jamie remarked, sending me a wink.
I giggled. Tyler gasped and folded his arms. He tried to maintain a serious, stern look, but couldn’t.
“It’s my birthday, come on, give me some slack and be nice.”
“Or I can pinch you 23 times?” Jamie joked.
“No!! Jamie, don’t you dare pinch me. Who pinches someone now-a-days?” Tyler protested.
I giggled and walked over to where Kaitlyn was. She was trying to be on her boyfriend’s side, but was finding it highly difficult to do so. She was struggling to hold back her giggles. We were all out with him shopping for things. He’d gone out with his sisters and parents earlier, it was our turn now. Jamie Benn was tagging along with us because the poor guy was all alone and had nothing better to do. He needed a girlfriend badly.
We were heading to a restaurant at the mall, right before the Dallas Stars had to take on the Winnipeg Jets at the American Airlines Center. I was going to work the JumboTron tonight too. I had spent the whole day of Friday working with Val to create a really cool edit that I thought would make Tyler laugh a bunch.
Val was actually back at Tyler’s place setting up for the party. I knew him too well, that he wouldn’t have enjoyed coming with us anyway. Along the way, I spotted a really cool red lamborghini car. I thought about Val, who loved cars. I paused and took my phone out. I quickly snapped a picture of the vehicle and then raced to catch up.
“Sorry, had to get a picture to show Val, he’ll wish he’d come with us.”
“Nice car,” Tyler remarked. “He’ll love it. I mean, he’ll love you rubbing it in his face!”
“Segs, be nice,” Jamie and Kaitlyn scolded.
The four of us reached the restaurant and grabbed the food we had ordered and then journeyed back to the car.
“Jamie, do you mind,” I said, as Tyler passed the food to Kaitlyn, who got in and sat in the back seat. Tyler closed the trunk, after he’d put his presents in there. As soon as he did, Jamie jumped him like a robber might do. “Easy Jamie, don’t tackle or hurt him, just grab him.”
“What the hell--? What are you doing?” Tyler shrieked, fighting with Jamie, who grabbed his wrists.
“Uh, would you believe we’re kidnapping you for a party?” I replied.
“Oh. Okay.” Tyler relaxed a little bit.
“Jamie, bind his wrists together please.”
“Whoa, okay, not so serious, girl. Just blindfold me or something.”
“I was wanting this done the right way, we can’t kidnap you if your hands are tied up...it doesn’t make sense.”
“Fine! But I’m remembering this for your birthday!”
“Good luck remembering that, sweetheart!” I retorted.
Jamie shrugged and tied Tyler’s wrists together in back of him, with a necktie he had in his pocket. Then he withdrew a black and green bandana and wrapped it around Tyler’s eyes, blindfolding him. Jamie grabbed him and forced him to sit in the passenger seat. He buckled him in and then rounded the car and got into the driver’s seat.
I hopped into the back with Kaitlyn. We launched off, heading back to the house. Hopefully Val was finished with everything. We finally arrived at the place and parked in the driveway, behind Val’s car and Jamie’s jeep.
Jamie parked the car and got out of it. He walked around and unbuckled Tyler from the seat. Then he helped him out and grabbed him by the back of the neck. “Don’t struggle Seggy.” Jamie was disguising his voice in an effort to keep his villainy kidnapper character.
“You’re a pathetic villain, Jamie.”
“Watch your mouth, I may have to gag you!”
“No, Jamie. Nobody’s gagging anyone and knock off the deep voice, just be normal and yourself,” I laughed, hopping from the back of the car. Kaitlyn followed. The two of us had the food and Tyler’s presents.
“My wrists are hurting, I think you tied the tie too tight!” Tyler complained, shifting his torso and trying to get himself comfortable.
“Aw, want it tighter?” Jamie growled.
“JAMIE!!” I scolded. “Knock it off, on any other day I’d say go ahead and torment him, but be nice to him. Otherwise, I’ll have to take over as the villain.”
“Okay, okay.” Jamie grabbed Tyler’s arm with his other hand and shoved him forward, toward the house. They entered it and Kaitlyn and I went to the kitchen. As I left, I looked at Jamie, pointing my two fingers to my eyes and then back at the Captain of the Stars. He sat Tyler down on the couch and then sat beside him.
Kaitlyn and I entered the kitchen, where Val was. He had on a cute light bluish-gray shirt and a pair of jeans. He had done a good job, as all the decorations were set up. At his feet, Cash and Marshall sat.
“Where’s Cashy and Marshy?” Tyler’s voice sang out.
“They in here with me, I like doggies...keep me company...NO, CASH!!!! DROP IT!! DON’T CHEW ON THE TOWEL!!” Val screamed, tugging at the towel in the black dog’s mouth. He managed to get it out and put it on the counter.
Kaitlyn and I put the food on the counter and then I went over to Val and embraced him, pecking him on the lips lightly. “I missed you. I was stuck with Tyler the whole time.”
“I can tell.”
“Oh, and,” I withdrew my phone and pulled up the picture of the car, “You missed this too.”
“Sick. I like. Pretty. Well, I stuck with dogs, but it was fun. They good dogs.”
I patted Cash on the head, who had his mouth open and looked happy. His tail wagged and thumped on the ground behind him.
“When can I be released?” Tyler whined.
“In a little bit, hang on!” I responded. I motioned to Val to grab the cake with Kaitlyn. I snatched up a camera and we walked into the room. Cash and Marshall followed us. We headed into the living room, where the two superstars were.
Val and Kaitlyn halted. I set up to the side and got the camera ready. Cash and Marshall came over to me. I whispered for Cash to go see his dad. I held Marshall back by his collar. The black dog went over to Tyler.
“Give daddy a kiss, Cash,” I said, turning on the camera.
Cash licked Tyler’s mouth, as he leaned down for a kiss from his dog. Then Jamie shoved the dog to the side and planted his lips in place on Tyler’s. He took his hands and removed the blindfold from Tyler finally.
The young man jerked back in shock.
“JAMIE!!” We all scolded.
Jamie laughed, rolling backward, cracking up. Tyler kicked out and shoved the laughing vet off of the couch.
“Don’t ever kiss me again! Ewww!! Kaitlyn, come here!”
“I’m not putting my mouth on your dog slobbered trap...maybe later.”
Tyler looked at Jamie, who was rolling on the floor still cracking up. I was filming all of this, it was too funny not to. “Untie me Jamie!” Tyler commanded. “This is the last time I let anyone of you talk me into being kidnapped and tied up!!”
Jamie slowly calmed down and got to his feet. He came over and untied Tyler’s wrists, as he leaned forward. Tyler instantly swung his arm up and slapped Jamie across the face, which I caught on the camera.
“Okay, let’s be nice Tyler now. It’s his birthday. Don’t kiss him Jamie!”
“It was a birthday kiss, and you slap like a little girl, Seggy,” Jamie laughed.
“Shut up Jamie. Sit down and behave,” Tyler said, playfully.
Jamie sat down. Tyler hugged his black dog and I let the brown one go. Marshall went and said hi to his owner. Val and Kaitlyn resumed coming forward and lowered the cake down. Tyler commanded his dogs to behave, which they did. He blew out the candles and then I cut the recording to the camera and took a picture of him instead.
Then we all got up and went over to the table. We sat down and ate the food and cake. After that we had Tyler open his presents. Jamie was really tired and it turned out that before we had gone shopping, he had ate something...and I guessed it had been poisoned. He fell asleep after the presents.
Tyler and Kaitlyn retreated to Tyler’s bedroom for Kaitlyn’s latter part of her present and Val and I hung out in the kitchen, cleaning up.
“Poor Jamie, he’s going to wake up and feel so bad. He kissed Tyler.”
“It was funny though. I would no kiss Tyler, but I know he good kisser.”
“Still, we’re talking two straight men doing something gay…”
“Well, Tyler get over it and it be funny later on. You record it right?”
“Yeah. It’s on the camera. I got the slap afterwards too. It’s like they are a couple. But I guess they still can’t be as good as Kazer in Chicago!”
“Kazer?”
“Patrick Kane or Kaner and Jonathan Toews or Tazer.”
“Oh!”
I sighed and leaned over, putting my head onto Val’s chest. I dragged my fingers along his arm, while he stroked my red hair. We smiled, as we stood there in each other’s arms. It may have been Tyler’s birthday, but Val was the highlight. He was a good Russian kid. I was so happy to know him and be his girlfriend.
Tomorrow was the SuperBowl, which meant it was about to get tense. We were all hanging out together again, but this time at Jamie’s house. But in an hour, we all would be at the AAC for a hockey game!! It was time to kick some Jets!
Notes
Ugh, I messed this up. Sorry. This chapter was meant to go up yesterday, but I totally forgot. Anyway this is from Tyler's 23rd birthday, which was on Saturday the 31st if you didn't know that. So anyway, yeah, I'm a month older than him!!!! :D
Next up: SuperBowl (Which will be updated on Monday...)
Here's another version of the edit I made for the Valentine's Day chapter:
2/14/15