Prank War

"That was torture." I groaned loudly as we walked into the locker room at Johnny's Ice House.


"I thought we were going to do suicides until one actually happened." Brent Seabrook piped in, heading straight for the showers.


Bollig nodded his head in agreement "Yeah, Coach Q was not happy with us. If you didn't notice today."


"No I didn't, thanks Bollig."


"Anything for you Shawzy." He grinned as he started to pull off his jersey, heading towards his stall. I scrubbed a hand over my face as I took a seat on the bench next to Saader, noticing that Jon was giving us a disapproving look.


"What's the matter cap?"


"I know what you guys did to Parker, and I don't want it interfering with our games. I need 110 percent from you guys and with the way we played last night, it definitely wasn't that." Captain Stick Up His Ass, everyone.


"Come on Jonny!" Saader exclaimed "We didn't think it'd cause that much trouble and-"


I quickly cut him off "Don't worry Jon, she hasn't really said anything so I don't think she's too mad about it."


"It doesn't matter. I want you guys focused on the game, not on pranks. Got it?"


"Yeah, we've got it." I mumbled as he walked away. "It was just a joke, nothing serious."

"I mean.. you guys did dye her hair pink, nothing too major." Corey Crawford rolled his eyes as he trailed off towards the showers.


"And she looked pretty pissed on Twitter." Ben Smith smirked "I'd be careful, she's pretty
sneaky and she has her connections around here."


"Oh I'm so scared! What's she going to do? Paint my nails when I'm sleeping? Oh, or maybe dye my white t-shirts pink?" I remarked sarcastically.


"I don't know Shawz.. her and Kaner might be planning something." Saader shifted nervously, sending a glance to the golden haired man who was idly chatting with Sharpie.


"Yeah because her working with Kaner makes it that much scarier." I rolled my eyes "Nothing's going to happen Saader." I patted his shoulder as I stood up, pulling off my jersey and pads with the thoughts of taking a hot shower and getting something to eat clouding my mind.

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"Amanda, when are you going to give me a god child?" I was sitting in the family lounge with Amanda Bickell waiting for the guys to file out of the locker room.


"I'm not sure.. We're working on it." She grinned shyly as I made a face.


"Gross."


"You asked!" She exclaimed as Bryan came out of the locker room, hair still damp as he strode over pulling her into an embrace..


"Hey gorgeous." He grinned, pulling her into a kiss. 'How frikin cute are they?' Amanda pulled away, swatting his chest lightly.


"You know how I feel about PDA!"


"Sorry baby. You're just so damn cute." He smirked and turned towards me "Hey Parker, loving the new hair."


"Thanks, two of your idiot teammates helped me." I replied sarcastically as he chuckled. "Is Kaner done yet? He owes me a huge chocolate milkshake and a greasy bacon cheeseburger." I walked away from the cutest couple ever, heading towards the locker room.


"Parker." Niklas Hjalmarsson and Johnny Oduya nodded their heads as they walked through the door.


"What's up with my two favorite Sweds?" Johnny and I did our little hand shake.


"About to go get something to eat, want to join us? I think Elina and Shannon going to meet us there."


"Nah, I'm going out to eat with Kaner after he gets ready. Thanks for the invite though!" I gave them a smile as I headed towards the locker room, already hearing the loud chatter of the men inside.


"Oh yeah!" I swiveled around to look at Niklas "Tazer said to come talk to him."


"Oh great, now what did I do?" I groaned out as the two Sweds shrugged, continuing on their merry way.


I grimaced slightly at the pungent odor coming out of the locker room, holding back a gag as I walked inside.


'I hate hockey players, they're disgusting.'


Not even two steps in and I was immediately wrapped up in a hug, the smell of Axe body spray and mint gum covering up the horrid stench of sweaty equipment.


"About time you came in here, I was wondering where you were." Kaner mumbled out as he pressed a kiss to my temple.


"Get off me you big goof. People are going to start thinking we're dating or something." I pushed Pat off of me as he gave me a boyish grin.


"Like that would be such a bad thing."


"Are you almost ready to go? I'm starving." I ignored him as I sat on the bench.


"Yeah, just let me get my bag." He walked off towards his stall. I hid a smirk as I looked at Andrew's and Brandon' s, noticing their bags were untouched.


Speaking of the two idiots, Andrew walked out from the showers with a towel wrapped around his waist. I coughed and turned my face, feeling my cheeks warm up. I may be in a prank war with him, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't jump him if I was given the chance.


"Hey Parker, here to give up?"


"Hardly." I smirked as he shrugged.


"Whatever, you're going to lose any-" He was cut off by a tall figure and a deep voice.


"Parker."


"Hey Jonny, Hammer said you needed to talk to me?" I tried to glance around him, checking to see if Andrew was close to changing. Yeah, he wasn't. He was busy talking to Brandon Bollig.


"Yeah. Look I know Brandon and Andrew dyed your hair, but can we please make sure the pranks don't distract them from the games?" He crossed his arms over his chest, causing the t-shirt he was wearing to strain across his broad chest and outline his perfect muscles.


'God, why is everyone so attractive? I hope I'm not drooling.'


"Yeah, I can manage that. This war should be over in a couple days anyways, they aren't prepared for what I have in store." I smirked slightly as I saw Shaw heading towards his bag.


"Alright, whatever. Just No pranks on game day, got it?" He gave me a stern look as I nodded my head.


"Fair enough captain."


"Ready to go?" Pat cut in with his bag slung over his shoulder. I nodded my head as he grabbed my hand, pulling me up towards him. We started walking towards the door, as I pulled out my phone opening up the camera.


"So where are you wanting to eat?"


"Anywhere's good with me, but hang on a second." I spun around "Hey Andrew?"


He looked up from his bag "Yeah?"


"I really hope you like the color yellow." I smirked as he sent me a confused glance.


"...Alright?" He made a face at me as he pulled open his bag.


The look on his face was priceless as yellow paint splattered across his features. I couldn't hold back the laughter as I snapped a couple of pictures of my prank.


'Exploding paint bag. Genius Parker, genius'


"Pay back is a bitch, huh? Come on Pat, before I get murdered." I giggled as I grabbed Kaner's hand dragging him from the room, leaving behind a room full hockey players laughing at their teammates expense.


"I think I'm in love with you." Kaner chuckled as we hurried down the hallway, hearing Andrew shout for Saader not to open his bag. Right after he yelled that, there was a loud thunk.


"What the hell was that?"


"Let's just say that the janitor may be cleaning up confetti from the floor for a while.." I grinned as he shook his head.


Andrew and Brandon: 1
Parker: 2

Notes

NOT ENOUGH SHAW, I KNOW I KNOW. :(

But how frikin cute is Amanda and Bryan?? My faaavorite couple ever.


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