Prank War

Pat was drifting in and out of sleep as I absentmindedly ran my hand through his golden curls while we watched reruns of 'It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia'. This wasn't our original plan, I swear. We were supposed to come up with a new prank, but then we saw that an 'It's Always Sunny' marathon was on and obviously we couldn't skip that. So here we are, four hours later watching TV.


'My apartment is probably getting completely ransacked..' I rolled my eyes as I thought about Andrew and Brandon going through my closet and dressers, looking for things to booby trap and screw with.


"Parker." Pat's voice was laced with sleep as he caught my hand. "I'm hungry.."


'Typical'


"And?" I quirked an eyebrow as he rolled his baby blues.


"And I want something to eat, like pizza or Chinese. I'm not really picky tonight."


"Do you really think Jonny wants you to eat that when you're on a strict diet that he put you on?" He gave me a disapproving, but before he could respond I cut him off. "I want a large pepperoni and pineapple with extra cheese." He grinned as he sat up off my lap, standing up to grab his phone off the charger from his room.


I let out a yawn as I reached for my phone on the table, noticing I had a Twitter notification and a text message from Andrew. I opened up my notification as I heard Patrick walk back into the living-room, talking to the pizza place on the phone.


Patrick Sharp @10PSharp
I think I'm siding with @ParkerHolloway in this prank war. Exploding bags of paint and confetti beat dyeing hair any day.
Attached to that tweet was a picture of Andrew covered with bright yellow paint covering his face and upper body and a picture of Brandon with confetti covering a good portion of his upper body.


I laughed loudly as Pat sent me a questioning look. I waved it off as I quickly started typing a tweet.


Parkarr @ParkerHolloway
@10PSharp that's because @shawz15er and @BSaad20 are losers ;) We all know who's going to win this prank war.


I smirked as the tweet sent, opening up the text message from Andrew.


From: Andrew my love♥
I just want u to know that ur little prank wasn't funny. I know u r working with someone else and its not kaner becus hes not smart enough for that. ive also taken 3 showers and still have paint in my hair.


"When the hell did he change his name in my phone?" I wondered allowed as Patrick read the text over my shoulder.


"Not smart enough? What the hell!" Patrick yelled, trying to grab my phone out of my hand.


"Stooooooop." I smacked his hands away as I started to text back.


From: Parker
I thought my prank was hilarious, it was funnier than yours. Why can't I be working with Pat? He can be pretty smart when he wants to be. And good, you need something to match those ugly ass yellow crocs that you wear all the time. Those are like a prank in itself, but you wear them willingly loser. Don't touch my phone ever again either.


"I'm smarter than both of them put together." Patrick's arms were crossed as he glared at my phone.


"Pat, that doesn't take too much."


"Are you saying I'm stupid?" He turned towards me, giving me a mock menacing look.


"Well I mean.. if the shoe fits.." I let out a squeak as he held me down and started to tickle my sides.


"Take it back!"


"YOU'LL.. NEVER.. TAKE.. ME.. ALIVE.." I managed to get out between the laughter; trying to squirm away from his hands, rolling off the couch in the process. I let out a groan as he puffed out his chest, standing over me.


"Looks like you're the loser."


"Does it make you feel more like a man to know you tickled me into defeat?" I stood up, crossing my arms "I'm calling Jon and telling him you're eating pizza."


"You wouldn't dare." He squinted his baby blues at me.


"Oh, but I would.." I showed him my phone screen with Jon's contact pulled up. It was a picture of Jon making a grossed out face as I gave him a kiss on the cheek. The perks of being a friend of the Blackhawks, eh?


He pulled out his phone and started typing something "Well I'm going to text Shaw and tell him that you were the one he made out with at the New Years party!"


"WE BOTH KNOW THAT IT WAS BOLLIG!" I shouted as he gave me an evil smile.


"But he doesn't know that."


"Patrick, look what they're making us do!" I exclaimed "We're turning against each other. You and I are supposed to be a force to be reckon with, how can that be if they're ripping us apart?"


"You're right.." He frowned slightly as my phone chimed with a text message from the devil himself.


From: Andrew my love♥
watever b prepared 2 lose cause saad and i are going to win, even with kane helping u. have fun with the nxt prank ;)


From: Parker
You bastards.


"Wow, you really showed him." Pat's sarcasm is really starting to piss me off.


"Shut up and go get the pizza, we have a long night ahead of us."

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I could feel heat creep into my cheeks as I felt his warm, calloused hands sliding underneath my t-shirt, leaving a trail of goosebumps in their wake. He nipped playfully at my bottom lip as he pulled away, just long enough to pull my shirt over my head. He leaned away from me and just kind of stared at me.


"Is something wrong..?" I felt embarrassed as he just shook his head slowly.


"No, absolutely not. You're beautiful Parker." He murmured, pressing his lips to mine in a sweet, passion filled kiss that I could feel all the way to my core.


I felt my breath hitch in my throat as his hand started to slide up my inner thigh, sliding higher and higher. I knotted my hands in his hair, pulling him closer just as his hands reached the top of my panties---


My dream was interrupted by a shrill, high pitched alarm. I let out a groan as I rolled over, grabbing my phone off of the other side of the bed and shutting off the alarm. I scrunched up my face in thought, wondering how I managed to make it to the bedroom. Last I remember was Pat and I finally deciding on a prank, albeit a little lame, and arguing about how slutty my Halloween costume should be for the Blackhawks annual Halloween party tomorrow night. I wanted to be the female Jack Sparrow, but he shot that down and claimed I should be an ice girl instead.


'An ice girl, yeah right.'


I shook my head as I slid out of the bed remaking it to perfection, before I tiptoed into the hallway straining my ears to hear if Patrick was up yet or not. When I didn't hear any movement I walked across the hall and slowly opened his door, wincing slightly when the door creaked. I paused and heard a rustle of sheets, his soft snores starting back up after a few seconds. Letting out a sigh of relief, I quickly and quietly slipped into his room, shutting the door softly.


'He is sooooo going to kill me. Oh well. I let a devious smirk cross my features as I took a running jump onto his king sized bed.


"GOOD MORNING STARSHINE THE EARTH SAYS HELLO!" He let out a loud groan as I jumped up and down on his bed. "WAKEY WAKEY! I'VE GOT TO GO COSTUME SHOPPING!"


"Get the fuck off me Parker!" He shoved me off the bed, sitting up rubbing his eyes.


"Omfph!" I landed on my butt giving him a sheepish grin as he tugged a hand through his unruly golden curls, giving me a death glare.


"I hate you, you know that right?"


"Noooo! You love me and that's why you've gotta get up! I'm supposed to meet up with Amanda
and Alyssa to pick out costumes today." I explained while I stood up, dusting off my butt.


"And?" He stood up from his bed showing that he had just a pair of briefs on.


"Anddddd I need you to drop me off since I don't have my car. You should really put some pants on too."


He rolled his eyes and glanced at the clock on the wall; groaning again "It's only seven in the
morning Parker!"


"I know it's early for you, especially since you've got four days off, but we made plans to go out for breakfast! Please Patrick, I'll owe you one if you can make it there before eight." I pouted slightly, knowing he couldn't resist me if I pouted.


"Fine," He mumbled out "But you have to get a slutty costume."


"As long as it's not an ice girl uniform, I'm alright with it." I was already half way to the door
when he spoke again.


"What do you have against ice girls?"


"Nothing at all" I shot him a grin as I swung open his door "Thanks again Patty cakes!"


"Whatever loser. Go get in the shower, you look gross."


Patrick Kane ladies and gents.

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I raked a hand through my hair to give it a little bit of volume as I walked down the hallway. I could hear ESPN SportsCenter blaring from the living room and the sound of Patrick talking on his phone. Plucking my sunglasses from his breakfast bar, I pressed a kiss to his cheek as I stood next to him in the kitchen waiting patiently for him to get off the phone. After a few more seconds, he hung up the phone and took a bite of his yogurt and granola.


"That was Jon." He mumbled out


"What did Captain Toews have to say?" I stole a quick bite of his breakfast as he gave me a dirty look.


"The Halloween party is being held at a Karaoke bar and it starts at like seven tomorrow night."


"Ohhh, we can do a du-"


"No." He cut me off before I even finished my idea.


"But-"


"No, I am not singing a duet with you. Now let's go before you start fake crying and make me feel guilty." He stands up from the breakfast bar heading towards the front door, turning off the TV in the process.


"I don't fake cry to make you feel guilty.." I trailed behind him sliding on my toms.


"Yes, yes you do. Now let's go. We're going to be late." He opened the door and motioned for me to hurry up.


"We? It's a girls day Patty. You're not a girl silly." I smacked his shoulder lightly as I walked out the door.


He rolled his eyes "Yes, I know. But I'm hanging out with a few of the guys over at Sharpie's house"


"Are Brandon and Andrew going to be there?"


"I'm not sure, but are you still going to prank Shaw while I take Saader?"


"Duh." I rolled my eyes as we got in the elevator.


And prank him I will..

Notes

Pt.2 is in the making! I know it seems like Parker and Patrick have a thing, but I promise it's all about Shaw ;) Who will be showing up sometime soonnnn


What is Parker going to be for Halloween? And WHY is Patrick so insistent on her being an ice girl? It's a mystery to me too ;)


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