Prank War
Three
Parkarr @ParkerHolloway
Have I ever mentioned how much I hated @shawz15er and @BSaad20? I really need to stop handing out my apartment keys.
Attached to that tweet was a picture of my bedroom and my two guest rooms completely filled with balloons. I couldn't even begin to tell you how many balloons were in the three rooms combined, all I know is that I'm recruiting a few of my favorite Blackhawks to help clean them up.
I was just wondering how much time they actually put into the prank. I stayed the night at Patrick's apartment last night and then I spent the whole morning and most of the afternoon out looking for costumes with Amanda and Alyssa, so they must have been working the whole time I was away.
I shook my head as I walked out from the hallway heading straight out my apartment door. It's time to ask some questions, good thing Andrew's apartment was just a couple doors down. I pounded on his door a few times as I crossed my arms, tapping my foot impatiently as I waited. I could hear footsteps on the other side slowly getting closer and closer.
"Andrew, I swear to God if you don't answer this door in the next five seconds..." I threatened just as he open the door.
"Parker, what a surprise." He didn't sound too surprised.
"I bet it is, now let me in." I tried pushing past him but he wouldn't budge.
'Damn him and his muscle-y figure from playing hockey'
He chuckled as I tried pushing him again, letting out a huff of frustration when he didn't move.
"What's the magic word, Parker?" He teased, "Or you can just give me a kiss instead, whichever you prefer to do."
"Please Andy, can I come in and talk with you about something?" I rolled my eyes in annoyance, even though I was highly considering the second option.
'God, can my hormones just stop'
"Why of course you can!" He smirked, moving to the side. I gave him a sarcastic smile as I walked into his surprisingly clean apartment. "I'm actually glad you came by. I have to talk to you about something too."
I nodded my head as I took a seat on his couch, putting my elbow on my knee and my chin in my hand; giving him a stare down. He gave me a weird look in exchange as he sat across from me. I glanced to the side noticing he was watching Family Guy, nice.
"Why do you look like you want to punch me in the face?" I was about to talk but he cut me off,
"Wait, before you answer that. Wasn't it our turn to prank you guys? How long did it take you and Kane to put the balloons in my room because there's a ton." He glared at me.
"Wait, what?" I gave him a confused look. "That's what I was coming over to yell at you about!"
"Yeah, because I'm going to believe that." He rolled his eyes.
"No! I'm serious! Have you checked your Twitter? I tagged you and Saader in a tweet with pictures." I tossed my phone over to him, letting him look at it.
He started laughing when he looked at all of the pictures, "They got you really good, all three of your rooms."
I threw a couch pillow at him as I crossed my arms "Yeah, and guess who's helping me clean them up?"
"Only if you help me" He winked at me.
I let out a sigh as I fell back into the couch. "Who do you think it could have been? It seems like a Sharpie prank."
"No, we all hung out over at his house." He shook his head as his eyebrows scrunched up in thought.
I bit my lip as I mulled over all of the people who could have done it. It was definitely a Sharpie idea, but he wasn't the one who did it. Who's evil and conniving enough to do this prank in under three hours. All of a sudden it hit me.
"Duncs and Seabs." We spoke in unison as I slapped my forehead.
"How did we not think of them!?" Andrew exclaimed "I feel like an idiot."
"Wait, so does this mean we have to team together to prank both of them?" I questioned as Andrew nodded his head.
"And we'll make sure they don't see it coming." I stood up giving him a fist pound in the process.
"Sweet. Alright, since we got all of that nonsense figured out. I'm heading back to my apartment
so I can binge watch some Once Upon a Time."
I was half way to the door when Andrew stopped me.
"Wait." I turned towards him "Do you maybe.. Uh.." He scratched the back of his neck nervously
'He's so cute when he's nervous'
"Do you want to call a truce on the prank war tonight and hang out? We can order Chinese or pizza, whatever you want."
"Are you asking me on a stay in date?" I teased as his face flushed red.
"I- No- It's not-"
"I would love to hang out and watch Netflix with you Andy. Let me go change and I'll be right back!" I pecked his cheek as I spun around on my heels, heading out the door.
I popped my head back in just as he was dialing "Oh, and I want Chinese. I had pizza last night with Kaner."
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'Why the hell does she always do this to me? I swear her and Kane are fucking or something.' I thought bitterly as I stabbed at my scrambled eggs.'Maybe coming to breakfast with the guys was a bad idea...'
"Damn Shawz, the egg's not alive. Calm down buddy." Bollig slapped me on my back, making Brandon and Leddy chuckle.
"Fuck off dude." I mumbled as I glared down at my food, wishing I wouldn't have came out.
"Whoa, what's wrong with you?" Brandon questioned.
"Nothing."
"Did you forget to change your tampon this morning?" God, I hate these guys sometimes.
"Shut up fucker. I'm just tired, Parker and I didn't go to sleep until 4 this morning."
"Dude! High five for fucking Parks! She's a total babe." Bollig held up his hand "God, lucky bastard." I just glared at him.
"Not like that Boller. We just hung out, watched TV, and fell asleep on the couch, nothing more. She left at like eight this morning though."
"We actually ran into her when we were coming to get you. She seemed to be in a hurry."
"Yeah, she was going to go hang out with Kane or something." I mumbled taking a bite of my turkey bacon.
"Dude..." I glanced at Bollig "Are you jealous of Kane?" He smirked as I felt my face heat up.
"No, why would I be jealous?" I scowled, praying to God I didn't look jealous.
"You're definitely jealous." Brandon nodded his head in agreement with Leddy.
'Damn it.'
I ignored Bollig as Leddy arched an eyebrow "So you wouldn't be mad if I told you Kaner's probably boning her right now?"
"Dude, shut the fuck up." I snapped slamming my fork down causing a few people looked over at us.
"Calm down, I was just kidding." Leddy raised his hands in surrender.
I shrugged it off pushing the rest of my food away from me. There was a bit of an awkward silence between us with only the noise of the few people in the diner, as the three guys continued to stare at me. I shifted uncomfortably when Brandon leaned in towards me
"So... do you like Parker? Because if you don't, I'm pretty sure Kaner would love to date her."
"Jesus Christ on a bike, yes I fucking like Parker!" I exclaimed
"YES! YOU GUYS OWE ME 50 DOLLARS!" Brandon stood up, shoving his finger in Bollig's face. "I TOLD YOU!"
"No, you owe me 50 dollars!"
"You guys are ridiculous." I groaned out, rubbing a hand over my face. As the three guys continued to argue about who owes who money, I pulled out my phone checking my notifications.
I noticed I had a two text messages from Bryan, three notifications from Twitter, and two Snapchats from Parker. I opened Bryan's texts first, texting back what time I'll be at the party tonight and that my costume is a secret. I checked my Twitter notifications, which were just tweets that I was tagged in for promotional purposes.
I opened Parker's snapchats last and rolled my eyes. In the first one, she was in front of Kane, who looked like he was picking his nose, in his apartment and she had her nose all crinkled up with her eyes shut with a caption that said "He's disgusting." I chuckled slightly as I opened up the second. The second one was a selfie of Parker with a blue drawn on beard with the caption "Still a better beard than Toews" I shook my head slightly as I took a duck face selfie with the caption "Anything's better than muttonchops" It was opened a few seconds later and it said she screenshotted it.
'She's going to pay for that.'
"Hey Shawz."
"Yeah, what's up?" I looked up at Leddy as he and Brandon had a weird look on their face.
"I know this is a really weird question to ask, but what the hell does Parker do?"
"Uhh.. What do you mean?" I gave him a confused look.
"Like, what does she do for a living? I don't think I've ever heard her talk about her job or anything." Leddy said, as Brandon nodded his head in agreement. Boller was looking down at his phone, ignoring us all.
"I have no idea what she does." I shrugged slightly, brushing it off as nothing too important.
"Guys, holy shit." Bollig mumbled staring at his phone with wide eyes.
"What's up?"
"Come look at this."
We all crowded around Bollig's chair and we were not prepared for what was on his screen.
'Who fucking knew?'
Have I ever mentioned how much I hated @shawz15er and @BSaad20? I really need to stop handing out my apartment keys.
Attached to that tweet was a picture of my bedroom and my two guest rooms completely filled with balloons. I couldn't even begin to tell you how many balloons were in the three rooms combined, all I know is that I'm recruiting a few of my favorite Blackhawks to help clean them up.
I was just wondering how much time they actually put into the prank. I stayed the night at Patrick's apartment last night and then I spent the whole morning and most of the afternoon out looking for costumes with Amanda and Alyssa, so they must have been working the whole time I was away.
I shook my head as I walked out from the hallway heading straight out my apartment door. It's time to ask some questions, good thing Andrew's apartment was just a couple doors down. I pounded on his door a few times as I crossed my arms, tapping my foot impatiently as I waited. I could hear footsteps on the other side slowly getting closer and closer.
"Andrew, I swear to God if you don't answer this door in the next five seconds..." I threatened just as he open the door.
"Parker, what a surprise." He didn't sound too surprised.
"I bet it is, now let me in." I tried pushing past him but he wouldn't budge.
'Damn him and his muscle-y figure from playing hockey'
He chuckled as I tried pushing him again, letting out a huff of frustration when he didn't move.
"What's the magic word, Parker?" He teased, "Or you can just give me a kiss instead, whichever you prefer to do."
"Please Andy, can I come in and talk with you about something?" I rolled my eyes in annoyance, even though I was highly considering the second option.
'God, can my hormones just stop'
"Why of course you can!" He smirked, moving to the side. I gave him a sarcastic smile as I walked into his surprisingly clean apartment. "I'm actually glad you came by. I have to talk to you about something too."
I nodded my head as I took a seat on his couch, putting my elbow on my knee and my chin in my hand; giving him a stare down. He gave me a weird look in exchange as he sat across from me. I glanced to the side noticing he was watching Family Guy, nice.
"Why do you look like you want to punch me in the face?" I was about to talk but he cut me off,
"Wait, before you answer that. Wasn't it our turn to prank you guys? How long did it take you and Kane to put the balloons in my room because there's a ton." He glared at me.
"Wait, what?" I gave him a confused look. "That's what I was coming over to yell at you about!"
"Yeah, because I'm going to believe that." He rolled his eyes.
"No! I'm serious! Have you checked your Twitter? I tagged you and Saader in a tweet with pictures." I tossed my phone over to him, letting him look at it.
He started laughing when he looked at all of the pictures, "They got you really good, all three of your rooms."
I threw a couch pillow at him as I crossed my arms "Yeah, and guess who's helping me clean them up?"
"Only if you help me" He winked at me.
I let out a sigh as I fell back into the couch. "Who do you think it could have been? It seems like a Sharpie prank."
"No, we all hung out over at his house." He shook his head as his eyebrows scrunched up in thought.
I bit my lip as I mulled over all of the people who could have done it. It was definitely a Sharpie idea, but he wasn't the one who did it. Who's evil and conniving enough to do this prank in under three hours. All of a sudden it hit me.
"Duncs and Seabs." We spoke in unison as I slapped my forehead.
"How did we not think of them!?" Andrew exclaimed "I feel like an idiot."
"Wait, so does this mean we have to team together to prank both of them?" I questioned as Andrew nodded his head.
"And we'll make sure they don't see it coming." I stood up giving him a fist pound in the process.
"Sweet. Alright, since we got all of that nonsense figured out. I'm heading back to my apartment
so I can binge watch some Once Upon a Time."
I was half way to the door when Andrew stopped me.
"Wait." I turned towards him "Do you maybe.. Uh.." He scratched the back of his neck nervously
'He's so cute when he's nervous'
"Do you want to call a truce on the prank war tonight and hang out? We can order Chinese or pizza, whatever you want."
"Are you asking me on a stay in date?" I teased as his face flushed red.
"I- No- It's not-"
"I would love to hang out and watch Netflix with you Andy. Let me go change and I'll be right back!" I pecked his cheek as I spun around on my heels, heading out the door.
I popped my head back in just as he was dialing "Oh, and I want Chinese. I had pizza last night with Kaner."
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'Why the hell does she always do this to me? I swear her and Kane are fucking or something.' I thought bitterly as I stabbed at my scrambled eggs.'Maybe coming to breakfast with the guys was a bad idea...'
"Damn Shawz, the egg's not alive. Calm down buddy." Bollig slapped me on my back, making Brandon and Leddy chuckle.
"Fuck off dude." I mumbled as I glared down at my food, wishing I wouldn't have came out.
"Whoa, what's wrong with you?" Brandon questioned.
"Nothing."
"Did you forget to change your tampon this morning?" God, I hate these guys sometimes.
"Shut up fucker. I'm just tired, Parker and I didn't go to sleep until 4 this morning."
"Dude! High five for fucking Parks! She's a total babe." Bollig held up his hand "God, lucky bastard." I just glared at him.
"Not like that Boller. We just hung out, watched TV, and fell asleep on the couch, nothing more. She left at like eight this morning though."
"We actually ran into her when we were coming to get you. She seemed to be in a hurry."
"Yeah, she was going to go hang out with Kane or something." I mumbled taking a bite of my turkey bacon.
"Dude..." I glanced at Bollig "Are you jealous of Kane?" He smirked as I felt my face heat up.
"No, why would I be jealous?" I scowled, praying to God I didn't look jealous.
"You're definitely jealous." Brandon nodded his head in agreement with Leddy.
'Damn it.'
I ignored Bollig as Leddy arched an eyebrow "So you wouldn't be mad if I told you Kaner's probably boning her right now?"
"Dude, shut the fuck up." I snapped slamming my fork down causing a few people looked over at us.
"Calm down, I was just kidding." Leddy raised his hands in surrender.
I shrugged it off pushing the rest of my food away from me. There was a bit of an awkward silence between us with only the noise of the few people in the diner, as the three guys continued to stare at me. I shifted uncomfortably when Brandon leaned in towards me
"So... do you like Parker? Because if you don't, I'm pretty sure Kaner would love to date her."
"Jesus Christ on a bike, yes I fucking like Parker!" I exclaimed
"YES! YOU GUYS OWE ME 50 DOLLARS!" Brandon stood up, shoving his finger in Bollig's face. "I TOLD YOU!"
"No, you owe me 50 dollars!"
"You guys are ridiculous." I groaned out, rubbing a hand over my face. As the three guys continued to argue about who owes who money, I pulled out my phone checking my notifications.
I noticed I had a two text messages from Bryan, three notifications from Twitter, and two Snapchats from Parker. I opened Bryan's texts first, texting back what time I'll be at the party tonight and that my costume is a secret. I checked my Twitter notifications, which were just tweets that I was tagged in for promotional purposes.
I opened Parker's snapchats last and rolled my eyes. In the first one, she was in front of Kane, who looked like he was picking his nose, in his apartment and she had her nose all crinkled up with her eyes shut with a caption that said "He's disgusting." I chuckled slightly as I opened up the second. The second one was a selfie of Parker with a blue drawn on beard with the caption "Still a better beard than Toews" I shook my head slightly as I took a duck face selfie with the caption "Anything's better than muttonchops" It was opened a few seconds later and it said she screenshotted it.
'She's going to pay for that.'
"Hey Shawz."
"Yeah, what's up?" I looked up at Leddy as he and Brandon had a weird look on their face.
"I know this is a really weird question to ask, but what the hell does Parker do?"
"Uhh.. What do you mean?" I gave him a confused look.
"Like, what does she do for a living? I don't think I've ever heard her talk about her job or anything." Leddy said, as Brandon nodded his head in agreement. Boller was looking down at his phone, ignoring us all.
"I have no idea what she does." I shrugged slightly, brushing it off as nothing too important.
"Guys, holy shit." Bollig mumbled staring at his phone with wide eyes.
"What's up?"
"Come look at this."
We all crowded around Bollig's chair and we were not prepared for what was on his screen.
'Who fucking knew?'
Notes
Sorry for the long wait on this chapter!! I didn't mean for it to take this long, but like.. how friking cute is Shaw? I absolutely love him, I really do. What do you guys think about Parker and Shaw's teams joining together to prank Seabs and Duncs? What could Parker POSSIBLY do for a job that the guys never heard about? What is she going as for Halloween? WHAT ABOUT SHAWZ LIKING PARKER?! AWWWWW♥ I cannot wait to finish the next chapter ;) It's got some prettttttyyyyyyyy awesome things in it.
But I'll be working on the next chapter whenever I have time this weekend and next week, but since I have finals, a wedding, a Christmas play, and my best friend flying home from Florida for the holidays It'll be a very tight squeeze! But I plan on having the fourth chapter out by Christmas :)
Thank you guys for all of the comments and love I've been getting, it's really encouraging to read while I'm typing out the chapters. I'm really surprised this story has gotten so much love, guess there's others that love Shawz just as much as I do ;)
This story is so good! I really can imagine it happening!! Great writing I'm in love!!
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