Of Hearts and Hockey Sticks

(7:00 AM)
Sid:(wakes up, rolls over and shakes Kelsi)
Kelsi:(wakes up) "What time is it?"
Sid:"7:00"
Kelsi:"Ugh too early..."
Sid:"Nope. I'm gonna go shower, you have until I'm done to get your cute little ass out of bed"
Kelsi:"What are you gonna do if I don't?"
Sid:"Oh I was thinking I might just hide all your favorite things from you and maybe even your cup ring...."
Kelsi:(glares at him)"I would personally kill you with my bare hands.."
Sid:(laughs)"Just make sure you're up and moving when I come out."
Kelsi:"Fineeee. Sometimes I don't like you very much."
Sid:"I know."
~they spend the next half hour getting ready. It's now 7:45~
Sid:"Come on baby or we'll be late!"
Kelsi:"Fine. I'm coming."
Sid:"Took you long enough."
Kelsi:(glares at him and slaps him)
Sid:(holds arm)"Ow! What was that for?!"
Kelsi:"I am moody, emotional, tired, achy and overall very pissed off. I suggest you not make smartass remarks today if you like having your dick and balls where they're supposed to be!"
Sid:"um let's just go to this appointment, yeah? Maybe grab some breakfast after?"
Kelsi:"Sounds good baby. Thanks" (goes out to car)
Sid:(to self)"God help me."
Kelsi:(yells)"Sidney Patrick Crosby! Get your goddamn ass in this car right now!!!"
Sid:"coming"
~they go to the OBGYN and as it turns out Kelsi is infact, pregnant.~
Kelsi:"I can't believe it."
Sid:"Me neither. What do you want to do now?"
Kelsi:"Go home and sleep!"
Sid:"Home it is."
~at home.~
Kelsi:"Im going up to bed."
Sid:"Alright, night baby."
Kelsi:"night."(goes upstairs)
Sid:(watching 21 Jump Street, hears a knock on the door, goes and sees its Beau. Lets him in.)"Hey sunshine, I thought you were in Cali for the offseason?"
Beau:"Hi Sid. I was in Cali but I wanted to come back here to see you and Kelsi. I'm sorry for the way I acted the night we won the cup."
Sid:"Sunshine it's fine, you didn't feel well so it's understandable that you would be a little irritated and edgy."
Beau:"Still. I was totally disrespectful. You opened up your home to me and I treated you like shit."
Sid:"Beau it's really ok. I've been sick and pissed off before. Yeah you were an ass but you had a reason to be."
Beau:"Alright. Can I stay here for a while?"
Sid:"Of course. We're going to New York and Cole Harbour in two weeks though."
Beau:"Thanks. Can I stay til you leave?"
Sid:"Sure."
Beau:"Thanks. Can I go upstairs and lay down?"
Sid:"Of course. Night Sunshine."
Beau:"Night Sid." (Goes upstairs)

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