Tread This Fantasy

Melanie Kay can't believe Sidney Crosby walked into her office asking for advice. Sidney Crosby can't believe he found the girl he'd been obsessing over.

1. Chapter 1

   He's looking delicious and I think he wants to eat you for dessert.

2. Chapter 2

   That was you?

3. Chapter 3

   Yeah, he's fucking hot. It's overwhelming.

4. Chapter 4

   Is it weird if I sent a girl flowers as a thank you?

5. Chapter 5

   You haven't really skated until you've fallen down.

6. Chapter 6

   You offering to kiss my ass, Crosby?

7. Chapter 7

   I'm not going to call him up and ask him out.

8. Chapter 8

   I'm a lady; I get tipsy, not drunk.

9. Chapter 9

   Those weren't real dates.

10. Chapter 10

    You're, like, physical perfection.

11. Chapter 11

    I totally did that so you'd flash me a little cleavage.

12. Chapter 12

    I bet the chicks give it up real fast for Sidney Crosby.

13. Chapter 13

    We all love hockey, but it can really put a cramp on relationships.

14. Chapter 14

    You got a girlfriend, Siddo?

15. Chapter 15

    Move your hands down your body for me.

16. Chapter 16

    Call me, please.

17. Chapter 17

    You know, if you weren't so hot, that line would be super creepy.

18. Chapter 18

    I want you to be that thing.

19. Chapter 19

    I don't want to wait until after dinner.

20. Chapter 20

    Best. Wakeup. Call. Ever.