NHL Player Recipes

When I say that the players are in the recipes, they're in the recipes!
I hate to ask this, but which one would you have/make, and why?

1. Crosby Thigh Meat Soup w/Penne

   Crosby.The OTHER red meat.

2. Ovechkin Prime Rib

   You said you wanted a White Russian!

3. Burns Brisket w/grilled peaches

   Mmmm,shark tastes like chicken.Wait, I'm eating the "hockey player" shark?!