Through The Body of The Letang

You are shrunken down to the size of a mere paperclip, as part of a curse. A curse for what? Why, being a Pens fan when the Caps won the cup, of course! It's more of a bet than anything. You thought the Caps couldn't get a cup, did you? Well, they did, and Ovi shrunk you as part of it.
Flash-forward to today, you're creeping around the Letang household, upon a tray of freshly baked sugar cookies, looking to get a bite, when you end up stuck to the icing! Kris, just then, above all, takes the cookie in which you're stuck to, and begins to pull it closer and closer to his mouth!
No, you think. Oh no, you don't!
But Kris doesn't care. He just wants to get something to eat! Kris opens his mouth to take his first bite. You are now so close to his mouth, that you, in fact, can just feel how coarse and bristly his beard is.
Then, the moment he's been waiting for. Kris takes the treat into his mouth, just past where you lay stuck, and...
CHOMP!
Into Kris's mouth you go. Now your main objective is not to be crushed by his teeth. Those huge, white, strong teeth.
Kris begins to chew.
Saliva begins to ooze out from under his tongue.
It's dark.
It's wet.
You hear a faint "Mmm, mmm!" from Kris, letting it be known he looves this cookie.
Even worse, he takes another bite! You're now swept in a sea of wet cookie mush, ready to be swallowed. Just when you thought you were used to this journey, you have yet to go through another one!
Kris takes his first swallow. It suddenly turns into a battle for your life, grasping his uvula, watching chewed up sugar cookie mush descend down his gullet.
No, no, no, no!
You feel your grip loosen on the slimy flesh of the Letang's throat.
No, no-You slip.
NOOOOO!
You fall down his food tube, like falling down a vertical water slide.

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