Mario and Sid's s night out
Dinner
"So, where do you want to eat today?" Sid asked.
"Hmm. How about, umm," Mario gazed across the list of restaurants near their homes.
"Someplace we've never been before, how about...aha! Chipoltle?"
"Erm, ok?" Never, how hard Sid tried, had never heard Mario suggest such an...eccentric place for people like them! It was worth a shot.
When they got there, the place was perfect. Not too busy, not too empty. A window booth stood out to them, as if it were saying:
Hey, pick me! Pick meee...
"Well, let's see here. How 'bout..." Sid looked over his menu like Mario did his computer earlier.
"As for the main course, I will have a steak burrito, with pinto beans, sour cream, aand, cheese."
"Interesting." Said Mario. "As for me, I'll have 2 chicken tacos, with black beans & queso."
When they were ready, the tacos and burrito were the most breathtaking food the two had ever seen: a burrito overflowing with ingredients, and 2 corn tortillas chock full of grilled chicken breast, laden with black beans and melty queso, the stuff of dreams. Sid went first, for he won more cups in his career than Mario.
"Mmm, soo, good! Mario, you should try yours!"
"OK, why not?" Mario said, shot out of his imagination and back into reality, setting into arousal by the act of Sid eating his meal.
"You're right, it is yummy, even yummier than I thought!" Mario said, trying to sound as excited as Sid was.
"Mmmm, so, mmph, good!" It only took Sid a matter of 10 minutes to completely devour his burrito.
"Damn, it sure didn't take you long to take that thing down!"
"Makes me wonder, Mario, why didn't you touch yours since?"
"It's, it's just because I didn't want 2 tacos exactly."
"Oh please, let me." Crosby interrupted, snatching up Mario's untouched taco, ruthlessly feasting upon its corn-shelled, cheesy goodness. Contrary to Sid's ravenous eating habits, Mario just took his time, savoring every bite.
Well, when it was time to go, Mario just had one thing to say to Sid:
"Damn, you must've been hungry for someone who never ate as much around you-know-who!"
"W-what do you mean?"
"What 'I mean' is how unreal you were!"
"How was I supposed to know?!"
"Geez, relax. I'm not mad, I'm just...surprised."