Sid's Mega Dump
The One Thing He Didn't Think About
Sid casually flushed his mess, only to have another problem arise: clogging.
The last, thick poo was too big for this poor, innocent latrine to swallow, so it just sat there, lodged in with the balled-up toilet paper at the drain.
"Oh god, oh no, what do I do?" There were, unfortunately, no nearby plungers, so Sid's mind hatched an unfortunate, and rather disgusting method.
"Oh no, not that! Well, I guess I'll have to." He rolled up his jersey's sleeve as far as it would go, and...reached in to grab his poo.
"Eww, it feels so awful!" As he grabbed the mass, the warm, smooth sensation of the thing started to get him into feeling it. Much to Sid's surprise, the log was, in fact, thick enough to just lodge itself in that hole. Crosby pulled on the crap, it slowly sliding back into the bowl.
"Eww, ew, ew, ewww!"
To make it go down, Sid had to do something even worse than what he was doing now...
The waste felt rather thick than soft, being it's well, thicker.
"Oh my god, eww!"
Sid thought:
Well, if it's the only way for it to go down, I gotta do it!
Finally, his dump was smooshed up like a putty. It went down like nothing.
"Ugh. Thank god that's over."