AAOOOSC! #2

Fleury is in his living room, sitting on the ground, while Iceburgh is on the sofa, munching on ice cubes.
"Ugh, I can't believe this!" Fleury abruptly gets up. "I have no more clothes left! They're all gone!"
Iceburgh does some motions, communicating to Fleury.
"I would by clothes, but they're all expensive!"
Iceburgh does some more motions.
"I know, I know that I have a 5.5 million paycheck, but I don't want to blow it all on just clothes!"
Iceburgh eats an ice cube and thinks deeply. Then he pulls out a boom box from underneath the sofa and starts playing 'Thrift Shop' by Macklemore ft.Ryan Lewis.
"Why are you playing that?" Fleury looks at the boom box weirdly. "It won't help."
'I'm gonna pop some tags,
Only got twenty dollars in my pocket,' the boom box sounds.
Fleury pulls out a twenty dollar bill from his pocket. "Yup, I only have twenty dollars."
'I'm-I'm a'huntin',
Looking for a'comma,
This is super awesome!'
"Are thinking what I'm thinking?" Fleury turns to Iceburgh.
Iceburgh nods his head; Fleury smiles.
They rush to a nearby thrift shop and start looking at clothes, trying them on, making a mess, just having a blast.
After they got back home from two hours of shopping, Fleury plops on the sofa and sighs with satisfactory and exhaustion.
"That was fun, Iceburgh. Thanks for the idea. And all of this"--Fleury leans over and holds five huge plastic bags full of clothes from the floor--"just for ten bucks!"
Iceburgh nods and high-fives Fleury.

The next day, at the CONSOL Energy Center's locker room, Fleury walks into the room wearing penguin onesies, a dutch hat, and a pink boa.
"Look at me!!!" Fleury announces happily.
All the Pens turn to look at their main goalie and their jaws drop.
"Oh. My. Gorillas," Chris says.
"Dude!" Brandon shouts. "What the heck happened to you?!"
"That'll look great on Bubby!" Sidney exclaims with a smile.
"I was about to have a heart attack," Pascal tells Fleruy.
"Whoa..." Tyler's eyes widen. "Where did you go?"
"Hey!" Vokoun bellows.
"I know, I know, I look amazing!" Fleury spins around like a ballerina. "Thanks to Iceburgh, I went thrift shopping!"
Everyone else exchange awkward looks.
Fleury shakes his head with disappointment and crosses his arms. "You guys don't know what you're missing. Let me show you."
Fleury leads all the Pens to the nearby thrift shop with Iceburgh and starts dressing up and messing up the store and just having a blast.
Meanwhile, Coach Bylsma is out on the ice rink, waiting for them.
He checks his watch. "Where the heck are those guys?"
They all continue partying and listening to 'Thrift Shop.'

The End.

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