AAOOOSC! #2

In the CONSOL Energy Center, the Pens are practicing for their game tonight.
"Alright!" Coach Bylsma shouts to the ice. "Good job, guys! Keep up the great work!" He pumps his fist in the air.
Sidney lumbers over from the locker room to the ice rink.
Bylsma sees Sidney just barely going onto the ice. "Sidney! Why're you late?"
"Oh, sorry Coach," Sidney says, "I was just in San Jose."
"What the heck were you doing all the way over there?!"
"I was--"
"Y'know what? I shouldn't even ask. Go get practicing!"
Sidney starts skating to around the rink.
Chris Kunitz comes up to him. "Hey, Sid! Look at this!" Chris gets a puck and passes it to Pascal Dupuis, who spins around like a ballerina and shoots a goal against Vokoun.
"Hey!" Vokoun shouts.
Chris and Pascal laugh, giving each other a high-five.
Sidney nods his head. "Nice..."
Marc-André Fleury is on the other side of the rink, tweeting on his iPhone 5. "Vokoun, to be an awesome goalie like me, you gotta know when the puck is close to you." He catches an aerial shot without taking his eyes off from his phone. "See?"
"WHAAA?!" Brandon Sutter shouts. "That's. Not. FAIR!!!" He starts hitting his stick on the ice wildly.
"Hey, Sutter!" Bylsma shouts at Brandon. "Quit hittin' your stick! You'll break it!"
"Hah, I gotta take a picture of this." Fleuy takes a picture of Brandon going crazy and starts tweeting it out.
"Fleury! Put that phone away!" Bylsma shouts at Fleury.
Fleury begrudgingly puts his phone on top of the net, but when Bylsma turns away from him, Fleury takes his phone down and continues tweeting.
"Where's Tyler?" Sidney asks Chris.
"Tyler Kennedy? Oh, he injuried his nose."
"Who's gonna take his place, then?"
"Matt Cooke!" Chris points to Matt, who has a stove on the ice rink and is cooking on it; he is also wearing an apron over his practice jersey.
"His name is not 'Cooke' for nothing," Sidney points out.
Matt skates over to Sidney and Chris and with an Italian accent, he asks, "Would you like some pasta?" He holds out two bowls of pasta.
"Uhhh..." Sidney eyes the bowls.
"Cooke!" Bylsma snaps. "Quit cookin'!"
Matt skates over to Bylsma. "Would you like some pasta?"
"Sure!" Bylsma grabs a bowl and begins eating some. "Mmmm...this is actually pretty good!"
Fleury takes a picture of Bylsma eating and tweets it out.
"I'm gonna make cookies next!" Matt announces.
"Yay!" Vokoun shouts happily.
"I want cookies NOW!" Brandon exclaims. He starts slicing the air with his stick like a ninja.
"Dude, watch where're swinging!" Fleury tells Brandon, sliding into the net for cover. "This isn't baseball!"
"Well, this is gonna be a great game." Sidney sighs.
"That's right, Sid, because we are wearing--" Chris pulls out a uniform shirt from the bench. "--Pittsburgh Gorilla jerseys!!!"
"You gotta be kidding me."
"I'm cereal!" Chris smiles.
"COOOOAAAAACH!!!" Sidney shouts.

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