*To the tune of She's Kinda Hot by 5 Seconds Of Summer

Sid always scores goals with a backhand,
Beau always trips over his own hands,
They're kinda hot though,
Yea, they'll get it right though!

Fleury always saves shots in the net,
And he likes to make good bets,
He saves those shots though,
Yea, he saves those shots though.
He's got the most shutouts,
And he'll kick ya guys out,
He saves those shots, though.

Sutter left the Pens 'cause it felt like a job,
Geno and Sid both think he's a slob,
He's got a shot though,
Yea, he's got a shot though.
When you go to the Canucks,
And you're stuck with Brandon Prust,
You got a shot though.

They say Beau's a loser,
But he's alright with that,
He's gonna make a giant comeback,
He'll be alright though,
Yea, he'll be alright though.
We're the Pittsburgh Penguins,
And we will get the win,
We'll be alright, though.
WE'RE GONNA BE ALRIGHT!!!

Sometimes Geno feels like he's going insane,
He thinks everyone has bad brains,
He is score though,
(he's score though),
Yea, he is score though,
(he's score though).
He's got MVP,
And he's the best in the league,
Geno is score though,
HE'S SCORE THOUGH!!!

Olli is back and we're gonna be fine,
He is the best on the defensive line,
We'll be alright though,
Yea, we'll be alright though.
With the three headed-monster,
And all of the fans holler--
WE'LL BE ALRIGHT THOUGH!!!
WE'RE GONNA BE OKAY!

Nananananaanananananananaaaa!

But we're alright though,
Yea, we're alright though!
We're the Pittsburgh Penguins,
And we will get the win,
We'll be alright, though.
Yea!

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