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The secret code of the Patriots winning is them stuffing footballs in their jerseys, just like how chipmunks stuff acorns in their cheeks! Here are scenarios of their secret plan being put into action!

#1: The Patriots offence is in position to start the play. Quarterback Tom Brady gets the snap from the centre and stuffs the football into his jersey. He then pretends to throw the football out to tight end Rob Gronkowski.
Gronkowski pulls out his own football from his own jersey, throws it up into the air, and catches it like as if he caught it from Brady.

#2: Patriots are down by five with seconds to go in the 4th quarter. Quarterback Tom Brady receives the snap and tosses it behind to running back LeGarrette Blount. Blount clearly misses the football, but luckily he pulls out his own football and starts running forward toward the end zone. Before he could get tackled, he tosses his football back to wide receiver Julian Edelman. Edelman pulls out his own football from his jersey, letting the tossed football fall onto the field. He jukes out two defensemen and rushes toward the end zone, passing the 30 yard line. He then slings the football to opened wide receiver Danny Amendola, who tries to catch the football, but it falls short and lands on the ground. He quickly grabs a football from his jersey and runs toward the end zone. He then spots tight end Rob Gronkowski at the end zone, which causes him to be distracted and lose grip of the football. Fortunately, Gronskowski pulls a football from his jersey, throws it up into the air, and catches it. That was close!

#3: The Patriots seem to have a miscommunication in their gameplan but snap the ball anyways. Quarterback Tom Brady stuffs the football into his jersey and throws air toward the wide receivers and tight ends. All the wide receivers and tight ends out in the field pull out their own footballs, thinking that Brady threw it to them. They all look at each other in confusion, but their play was cut short when the opponents tackled all them to the ground. Referees had a hard time deciding what to call on that play!

#4: Quarterback Tom Brady receives the snap and hands it off to running back LeGarrette Blount. Blount pulls his own football from his jersey and runs with it toward the line of scrimmage. Five defenders then tackle him at once, causing all of his footballs inside his jersey, 1,000 in total, to explode into exposure and into the air.
On second down, Brady hands it off to Blount once again. Blount, with his own football, runs toward the first down line. Ten defenders then come at him, ready to tackle him to the ground. They come in contact with him at the same time, but immediately bounce off off him due to all the footballs inside his jersey. The defenders fly out in all directions and land into the audience area.
On third down, Brady passes the imaginary ball to wide receiver Julian Edelman. Edelman grabs his own football and rushes toward a cornerback, who brings him down to the ground. When the wide receiver hit the ground, all his footballs escaped from his jersey due to the contact. The cornerback then grabbed one of the footballs and began running with it, thinking that he recovered a fumble. But Gronkowski was already in the end zone, raising his own football in the air.

#5: Coach of the New England Patriots, Bill Belichick, is standing on the sidelines during the pregame. He stuffed his jacket with footballs, making him look pretty fluffy. Then running back of the Seattle Seahawks Marshawn Lynch walks up to Belichick and simply taps his jacket. Suddenly, all of the footballs inside his jackets tumble to the ground, about 1,000 footballs total, exposing why he was so fluffy. “Yo, I saw that the whole time during the Super Bowl,” Lynch remarks. He then walks back to his side of the field.

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