AAOOOSC! Mini Stories!

Okay, okay, I see what's happening here,

You're face to face with greatness, and it's strange,

You don't even know how to respond,

It's acceptable!

Well, it's nice to see that players never change.


Open your mind, let's begin,

Yes, it's the NHL founder: take it in!

I know it's a lot: the reverence, the shine!

When you're gazing at the mastermind.


What can I say except you're welcome,

For your dream, your career, your pay check.

Hey, it's okay, it's okay,

You're welcome,

I'm just an ordinary founder!

Hey!


Who never played hockey yet made it thrive,

When you were skating yay high?

That’s me!

When the league dozed,

Who brought it back to bode?

You’re with him now, oh!


Oh, also I bought the Senators,

You're welcome!

To bring more rivals, like the Rangers.

Also I coached the Blackhawks,

You're welcome!

And got rid of tough standoffs.


So what can I say except you're welcome,

For the league made up of your teams.

There's no need to pay, it's okay,

You're welcome!

Ha, I guess it's just my way of being me.

You're welcome!

You're welcome!


Well, come to think of it,

Men, honestly I can go on and on,

I can explain the first teams that have spawn,

The Americans, the Tigers, the Maroons, oh,

That was me just testing about.


I spotted the Habs,

I became their coach,

Won a few games, two Cups to add.

What's the lesson?

What is the take-away?

Don't mess with me when I’m coaching or owning, eh!


And the Stanley Cups here on my shelves,

Are the victories won by ourselves.

Look where the league’s been,

I made it all happen,

Look at the NHL just growing larger and larger and larger and larger and larger…


Well, anyway let me say you're welcome,

For the wonderful league you know,

Hey, it's okay, it's okay,

You're welcome!

You're welcome!

And thank you!

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