"C'mon Phil, we know ya don't wanna waste your lunchtime," Mack smirked, patting his coach's stomach. "Let's get to the point."

"Hey Coach, when's the baby due?" Malcolm called from the back.

"Ask Tyler." Phil snapped back.

"Ooh"'s echoed through the changeroom. Phil hated these kids sometimes. Sure, he put on some weight since his days of hockey, but he did not look pregnant. He knew they were boys and just liked to tease, but this was a serious matter. Snapping in his face drew him out of his thoughts.

"Quit dreaming 'bout cheeseburger and talk." Geno said in his broken English

"So, Coach Thornton has been removed from the team authority," Phil began.

"He got fired." Sonny rolled his eyes.

"I can't believe Tyler couldn't go to grad because of that shit." Morgan shook his head.

"Anyway, we have a new head coach coming." Phil added.

"Are we still gonna eat shit with this coach?" Sam Bennett asked.

"No! He's actually a good coach. He's here to help us win." Jamie smiled.

Jamie was nicer than Phil. He was the other assistant coach. Geno and Sid were the trainers, Jagr (yes, the Jagr) was the athletic therapist, Crow was the goalies' coach, and now, they had a new head coach coming in to help them win some games.

"Ground rules for the new coach," Sid piped in, everyone growling. "His daughter is off limits."

"Daughter?"

"As if she'd suck you off, Hartman." Aaron shoved him.

"She doesn't have to actually touch him, he'll just jerk to her in his private time." Jack smirked.

"You're a fucking ginger, Glover! Go back to the cabbage patch!" Ryan spat.

"Hey, respect Jack Black!" Sam Reinhart defended.

"If his daughter's hot, I'm gonna try to bone. I don't care." Nathan shrugged at his coaches.

"Man, don't risk it. Even if she's goat, nothing's worth ending up like Tyler." Jo interfered.

A knock on the door and then it swinging open caused all of the guys to screech. Danielle walked in, rolling her eyes. She had done the scorekeeping for the team since freshman year. She knew them all pretty well, not that she really liked them. Most were assholes that she didn't want to bother with. Taylor and Holiday helped her in the box.

Taylor was off doing god knows what, she had too much energy for Danielle. She was also younger, so that made sense. Holiday was very cautious about her studies so she was probably somewhere in the library. Danielle cared about her grades too, she just didn't care as much during the season. Something about watching the game gave her a rush, even if her team sucked more than possible.

"There's some guy here." She explained, pushing the door open.

Everyone peeked out the door. There was a man looking down at his phone, talking. The teenage girl beside him said something before she laughed. Phil stepped out of the room with a smile. The girl looked over before nudging the man beside her. He looked up, sliding his phone in his pocket. He walked over to Phil, the girl trailing behind. The men shook hands and made some jokes before walking into the changeroom. The girl decided to wait outside.

"You can come in." Danielle said.

"Oh, no, my dad won't let me near his team." She rolled her eyes.

"Your best bet is to avoid them anyway." Danielle reassured her. "I'm Danielle, or Dani." She extended her hand.

"Audrey." The girl smiled, shaking Danielle's hand.

"So your dad is the new coach? That must eat ass." Danielle shook her head.

"Well kinda, because we had to move out here, plus if I find someone on the team attractive, there's no chance, but he's pretty cool. He lets me throw parties." Audrey shrugged.

"Parties? When?" Andre poked his head out of the room.

"Whenever I can get my dad to take all my younger siblings out of the house." Audrey laughed.

The team started to file out of the changeroom. Danielle frowned. She didn't want Audrey being bombarded yet. She looked over to help but Audrey seemed perfectly fine. Aaron walked out and Audrey gasped. He gasped back at her before they hugged. Danielle was more than curious. She walked over to the just as curious guys. Everyone wanted to know how Aaron knew the mystery girl.

He looked around after he said something to her. "Auds is from where my old town is. Her dad's my old coach." He explained.

"Auds should probably have lunch with us." Josh smiled at her, earning an eye roll.

"Too bad she's having lunch with me." Danielle spoke up.

"Who really wants you, Danielle?" Val scoffed.

"You did." She stated.

"Well, shit!" Zach yelled, ruffling Val's hair.

"I'm gonna go with Danielle. You guys are pretty terrifying and I need friends." Audrey said, walking away from the huddle around her.

"We can be your friends." Jacob smiled.

"Yeah, really. We're all bark, no bite." Griffin reassured her.

"No one wants to hang out with you plugs." Nick rolled his eyes. "Leave the poor girl alone. She just switches and there's a pack of wild dogs already attacking her."

"Maybe Danielle wants to come for lunch with us?" Seth questioned, looking from the guys to Danielle.

She smiled but shook her head. "I told Tay and Hol that I'd meet them for lunch. Maybe another time." She waved as she guided Audrey away. "They're terrifying."

"They're like fucking falcons! Swooping down for their prey!" Audrey exclaimed.

"Well, we are the Falcons." Danielle pointed to the painted emblem on the wall.

"You've got to be fucking me." Audrey shook her head.

"Don't say that, the kids might pounce again." Danielle smirked.

Notes

Terminolgy
to 'jerk' - masturbation done by the male gender
bone - to have sex
goat - 'greatest of all time'