Deleted Scenes of AAOOOSC!

INT. Penguin's locker room - Night
Coach P is giving a pep talk to his teammates before the second quarter.

Coach P
Okay, so Tyler, stop wandering
around the ice lilly-dallying.
Chris, you got to know who you
are passing the puck to.

Chris
It's not my fault!

Coach P
Finally, Brandon and Pascal came,
so maybe it might be better.
And Fleury, quit teasing Vokoun
and put that phone away!

Fleury
(texting)
Awww...but Vokoun is
deserved to be teased!

Vokoun
Hey!

Coach P
Has anyone seen Crosby?

Tyler
Coach, he's crazy.

Sidney
I'm here!

Chris
Don't come close to me!

Sidney
Don't worry, I'm fine--
show me a puck.

Chris
(holds out puck)
Are you scared?

Sidney
No, I wanna play!

Coach P
Yea, that's the Penguin spirit!

Fleury
Yea, let's play without Vokoun.

Vokoun
Hey!

Coach P
Okay, guys, get out there
and crush them!

The players go out and start playing.

Carey
Whaaat?! Crosby is here?!

Giroux
I guess you didn't do
a great job getting
rid of him.

Carey
But it was going well!!!

Giroux
Let me try to do it.

Giroux skates over to Sidney.

Giroux
Well, hello, Sid.

Sidney
Don't call me that!

Giroux disappears.

Sidney
Huh?
(sees a red, white,
and blue blur coming
towards Chris
who has the puck)
Chris! Watch out!!!

Chris
Huh?
(looks down)
Hey, my puck!

Sidney
Don't worry!
(freezes Giroux's feet,
which stops him)

Giroux
Hey, my feet!

Chris
(skates to Giroux and
takes puck)
Thanks.

Tyler
Wow...look at
all the pretty lights--
(bumps into Giroux
and falls)
I never saw that before.

Coach P
Timeout, timeout!

Pascal
There's a person
stuck on the ice!

Fleury
(looks up from phone)
Whoa, I gotta put this on Facebook.
(takes picture
and starts typing)
Vokoun, that's gonna be you
next like that on the ice.

Vokoun
(from benches)
Hey!

Giroux
You guys, help me!

Sidney melts the ice.

Giroux
Good, I'm free.

Brandon
Let's keep playing!

The game continues. Giroux and Carey talk to each other about their plan when Brandon scores a goal on them.
Penguins celebrate

Coach P
That's how you do it!

Coach C
Carey! Come over here!

(Carey skates over his coach)

Coach C
WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU
DOING TALKING WHILE
THE PENGUINS ARE SCORING
A BJILLION GOAL!?!?

Carey
They only scored three goals.

Coach C
And we have one goal!

Carey
Sooo...what are you gonna do?

Coach C
I'm going to take you out!

Carey
No! You can't!

Coach C
Yes I can! You're out!
Sit down!

(Carey sits down, grumbling)

Coach C
Now...the next goalie is...
(looks at clipboard)
No! I fired the other guy!
I need a goalie!
I must borrow one!
(walks over to Coach P)
I need a goalie.
Can I borrow your's?

Coach P
Don't you have one?

Coach C
Mine wasn't behaving.

Coach P
Well...

Vokoun
Hey!

Coach P
Okay, you can borrow mine

Coach C
You're now mine!
(give Vokoun a Canadian jersey and put him on the ice)

Vokoun
Hey!

Fleury looks up from his iPhone and makes a surprised look.

Fleury
What are you doing here?
Coach had enough of you?

Vokoun
Hey!

Fleury
So now I don't have to deal
with that Price guy.
Now you're my enemy, like how
you always were.

Vokoun
Hey!

The game begins.

Fleury
You hate me so much that
you want to prove that you
are better than me.

Vokoun
Hey!
(saves shot Tyler made)

Tyler
You look familiar.

Vokoun
Hey!

Fleury
Well, you can save a thousand shots,
but I can save a billion shots!

Vokoun
Hey!

Coach P
Hey, you two!
Fleury! Vokoun!
Quit talking!

Coach C
Dude, that's my player
you're talkin' to!

Coach P
But I was the one that
recruited him.

Coach C
How many more times
are we gonna play
against each other?

Coach P
Till the end of the year.

Coach C
Stupid scheduler.

Announcer
Beep! End of 2nd quarter!
Intermission time!

Notes

Coach P is Dan Bylsma and Coach C is Michel Therrien. The time this was being written, Sidney hated being named 'Sid,' and Giroux didn't have a cowboy accent.