Deleted Scenes of AAOOOSC!

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Joe
Yea, so, um, automatic
win for us--

A loud, super sonic voice practically freezes everyone.

Jonathan
What...was that?

Peyton
(walks up with Drew & El Choowe)
Do you think it was THAT easy to
get rid of me? I haven't even finished
my events yet!

Antti
Manning! What are you trying
to do?

Peyton
What else? Take over the Olympics.
Might as well take over all the sports--

Aaron
Football is not in the winter Olympics.

Peyton
You know what I mean!
Anyways, no one can stick me away from
my goals because I can--
(teleports closer to Martin)
--teleport.

Martin
I can teleport, too, y'know.

Peyton
Well, try to get out of this!
(teleports Martin)

Patrick
Where did he go, dude?

Peyton
Only I know. Now, who's next?
(hand starts to glow orange)

Tuukka
Let guy come!

Peyton
Oh, you want to go next?

Tuukka
Tuukka says let guy come!
(starts attacking Peyton)

Antti
TUUKKA! Tule takaisin
-Come back here!

Tuukka ignores Antti.

Jimmy
Niemi, why don't we just join
the fight?

Antti
We make peace, not fight.

Jimmy
(groans)
Aiy, Niemi--
(a big splashing sound interrupts)
(Jimmy looks down)
ACK! The grass is melting!

Ryan
Grass doesn't melt!

Jimmy
Well, this one does!
(runs off of grass)

Aaron
Thanks to me!
(starts melting grass, snow,
& trees)

Colin
These guys'll make pretty statues.
(starts shooting gold at them)

Carey
Oh no, we're under attack! Let's fight!

Everyone starts fighting with their powers, dodging, shooting, flying, hitting, and attacking.

Meanwhile in a distance...

Sharp
What is going on over there?

Toews
I dunno, it's too dark.

PK
It looks like fireworks to me.

Marleau
AHHH!!! IT'S SCARY!!!
(starts running around)

Roberto
Aiy, Patrick
(grabs his wrist and pulls him
close to him)
they're pretty, see?
(forces his head to see the lights)

Marleau
(whimpers)
Meep...

Ryan and Corey sit down & start looking at the lights, eating chips and quacking.
The rest of the Canadians sit down and watch in awe, except for Marleau.

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