My Knight in Shining Armor
Maybe You’re Not the Worst Thing Ever
Some miles from Valeri Land, near the shores of Valencia,
Patrick Kane, Jonathan Toews and Valeri Nichushkin continue on with their journey, heading toward the waters, which lead to Valencia (and dangers).
“We can make it to Valencia by the end of the day, before the sunset, if we hurry up and have no interruptions,” Jonathan states, as they stand on top of a hill, which looks out on the shores.
Patrick grins to the side. “Hey, thanks for doing this for me. I really appreciate this, Jonathan. I really do.”
“Gosh, you’re going to start hitting on me again aren’t you?” Jonathan complains, sighing heavily.
“No, this is completely platonic and from friend to friend. I respect your feelings for Tyler and I’d never do anything to hurt you...” Patrick responds with a dip of his head. Though deep down inside he knew he felt anything but...he was madly in love with the knight.
“Oh, well, you’re not so bad either, Patrick. I’ve rather enjoyed journeying with you. You’re a good friend to me.”
Patrick winks to him and smiles, walking on ahead. “You like me, Jonny. I know it.”
Jonathan frowns for a second. His eyes fall on the purposefully exaggerated swaying of the blond man’s hips.
“He’s right, you know,” Val says. “I see it.”
Jonathan shakes his head to snap out of the “booty” trance. “Shut up, Val, the sooner we get to Valencia, the sooner I get to see my beloved Tyler.” He launches after Patrick, with Val close behind him.
The three of them continue on a path, heading to the water. Patrick keeps exchanging glances with Jonathan along the way. It is a serious struggle for them to keep from looking at one another.
Val notices it and groans. “Oh no, here we go again. Another number of music...musical number? Whatever, more singing.”
“You're brave and you’re wise,
I shudder at your call,” Jonathan sings.
“Whenever you come near me,
My flesh begins to crawl,” Patrick sings.
“But sometimes there are moments
I'm not repelled at all.
Maybe you're not the worst thing ever,” they both sing together in harmony.
“You're utterly disgusting,
I loathe your manly stink,” Patrick sings, as he playfully shoves Jonathan.
“I see your mouth start moving
And, God, I need a drink,” Jonathan sings, shoving him back.
Patrick fakes losing his balance and grabs Jonathan’s arm in the process, as they fall onto the grass. Val halts, rolling his eyes.
“And then, from out of nowhere,
I'll look at you and think,
Maybe you're not the worst thing ever,” Patrick and Jonathan sing.
Jonathan realizes what is happening and scrambles off of Patrick. Both of them are a giggling mess and bright red in the face. Val doesn’t say anything, but he knows the two are falling for each other. Badly.
They carry on once more, feeling super awkward. They return to playfully insulting each other, but wearing smiles and laughing.
“You're worse than crabs,” Patrick sings.
“Worse than scurvy,” Jonathan sings.
“Worse than lice or plague,” Patrick sings.
“But truth be told…” Jonathan sings.
“You're growing on me just like mold.
Ahhhh…” they both sing together.
“I know you're so annoying,” Jonathan sings.
“So easy to despise,” Patrick sings.
“I know there's something more
Behind those gorgeous blue eyes,
And though I'll never like you...” Jonathan sings.
“And though I really like you,” Patrick echoes Jonathan.
“It's nice to realize,
Maybe I shouldn't quite say never.
Maybe you're not the worst thing ever,” they both sing.
They reach the shores rather quickly. I mean, singing will pass time and make it go by faster. Val continues on, while Jonathan grabs Patrick’s hands and halts him. Patrick turns to him, curiously. Jonathan smiles at him.
“Maybe you’re not the worst thing ever,” they sing to each other and, lost in the moment, begin to lean forward toward one another, before they are both halted from going farther; Patrick is pulled backward and Jonathan is as well.
Once separated, they find that Val is being held at sword point and frowning largely. Meanwhile, the two of them are both being restrained by… pirates!
“Pirates, great!” Jonathan groans.
Notes
KAZER MOMENT!!!! And then the pirates ruin it... XP
Next up: Jamie and Tyler and flashes of Bennguin/Bacon
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2/22/15