My Knight in Shining Armor
Summary
Okay, so yeah this is another musically based story, but it's sparser in the songs, I promise. And this is going to help me with description of fantastical scenery. I got the idea when I was watching the ABC series Galavant which was a 4-Week (8 Episode) mini-series. I'm using it as a base and some things in this may run parallel to the series, but I'm putting my own twist and spin on this.
I hope you like this. I was cracking up when I came up with the idea and listened to the hit song in the series, "Maybe You're Not The Worst Thing Ever" (thinking of the REAL Kazer in real life obviously.)
Per Wiki for the summary for Galavant:
The series follows the adventures of Galavant (or in my case Jonathan Toews), a dashing knight hero down on his luck who is determined to reclaim his reputation and his "Happily Ever After" by going after the evil King Richard (or Queen Taylor), who ruined it the moment he stole the love of Galavant's (Jonathan's) life, Madalena (Tyler Seguin). He is assisted by Princess Isabella (Prince Patrick Kane), whose kingdom of Valencia Richard (Taylor) has conquered, and Sid (Valeri Nichushkin), his squire. Meanwhile, the murderous but weak-willed Richard (Taylor) tries to win over the scheming Madalena (Tyler). The episodes chronicle Galavant's (Jonathan's) journeys (and the twists and turns that go along with them) through musical numbers composed and written by Menken and Slater.
And here's the wiki article for Robin Hood (Men in Tights): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robin_Hood:_Men_in_Tights
Characters
(Prince) Tyler Seguin
Jonathan Toews' One True Love, Is Kidnapped By the Wicked Queen Taylor Out of Jealousy
Brad Marchand
Queen Taylor's "Protect" and Number 1 Henchman/Guard, He Is Loyal, but Also Taken By Tyler's "Beauty"
Evgeni Malkin
The Queen's Chef, An Awkward Soul, Who Tries Not to be in Trouble, Ends Up Falling in Love With Queen Taylor's Servant
Jamie Benn
Doubles as the Narrator of the Piece and the Jester, Falls For Prince Tyler
John Tavares
The Pirate King or the Leader of the Pirates
Jonathan Toews
A Dashing, Young Knight Who is Seeking to Rescue His One True Love
Prince Patrick Kane of Valencia
His Kingdom is Seized By the Wicked Queen Taylor, Who Has Stolen Jonathan's Love, He is Sent to Lure Jonathan into a Trap (Otherwise Taylor Has Threatened to Kill His Parents)
Queen Taylor
Full of Jealousy and Wickedness, She is a Cliche of the Male King Character and She Loves Tyler and Kidnaps Him
Sidney Crosby
Taylor's Servant, A Secret Fierce Soul
Valeri Nichushkin "Val"
Jonathan's Trusty Sidekick/Squire
Chapters
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The Legend of Jonathan Toews
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Jonathan’s “Rescue”
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He’ll Be Mine
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(Off On) A Hero’s Journey
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Medieval “Hockey”
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A Break...Getting On Well Together (Togetherness)
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I’m Falling in Love With Him (Patrick Kane’s Secret)
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Saving Tyler From A Dragon (The Past)
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Oy! What A Knight? (Sir Valeri Nichushkin - Valeri Land)
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Tyler’s Almost Escape
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Maybe You’re Not the Worst Thing Ever
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Jamie Benn, the Jester/Narrator
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Pirates and Bandits
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Reaching Valencia and the Trap
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Tyler and Jonathan Are Reunited…Kind of…
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Taylor Goes on A Spiritual Quest
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Friendship Lasts Forever (Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin)
The Chef and Handsmaiden for Queen Taylor
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No One But You (Queen Taylor’s Song)
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Love is Strange (Kazer)
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Tyler Completely Falls For Jamie
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Brad’s Jealousy
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Queen Taylor’s Madness
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Friendzoned: Sid and Geno
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Patrick Timothy Kane Jr. of Valencia, I Love You
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Escape
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Patrick Kane is a “Damsel in Distress”
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The New Legend of Jonathan Toews
@ukiss
You can call it whatever you want, but the way I see it, this site is called hockeyfanfiction and it is where people can post ideas that they have. There's no rule about what kind of stories those have to be. And if I want to write these I can, because it's fucking fan fiction. And I'll tell you again, you don't have to read ANY of these. And you certainly don't EVER put someone down like this. It is your opinion. If you don't like it, don't read it. I don't go and post mean comments to others who write all the romance-drama tales that always end up with someone getting pregnant. Grow up and get over yourself.
2/22/15