It's a Girl's Game

“Hey Sid, why’d you bring your girlfriend,” Brandon Sutter called out witched caused some commotion.
“She’s not my girlfriend Suttsy.”
“Well, then who is she Sid?” Chris Kunitz
“Jamie?” Olli Maatta asked, surprised. He was not expecting to see his friend and old teammate standing next to Sidney.
“Wait, you two know each other?” Kris Letang asked.
“Yes,” the two answered.
“Then how about you tell us who she is. You can probably tell us more then Sid,” Brandon said.
“Well, her name is Jamie Jokinen from Jyväskylä. Been playing for 15 years. Can turn defenders inside out and undress a goalie in 3 seconds. Owns the hardest slap shot IIHF history. And can beat anyone in a fight.”
“You forgot the whole winning the junior championship and a second place finish in the World Championships,” Fleury added.
“I played against you,” Malkin said.
“Yes, and I played against you and was so close to breaking Ovechkin nose and drop kicking him to Sweden.”
“She also has anger issues,” Olli added as an afterthought, “It’s safer to just stay on her good side.”
“I see that,” Sidney said.
The group ordered their food and were just talking. Jamie was showing her true colors as she got confortable with the guy. It helped a lot that she knew Olli who helped her get to know all the returners. Jamie really hit it off with newcomer Steve Downie and returners Robert Bortuzzo and Simon Despres.
“Wait, wait, wait,” Bortuzzo said, “you shot how hard now?” this got the attention of the people closest to them.
“My hardest is recorded at 109.6 mph.”
“That’s harder than Chara’s!” Kunitz said in astonishment.
“I know,” Jamie responded.
“So, Jay, what are you going to do when we play the Flyers?” Olli asked.
“Why?” Sid asked.
“I don’t know, probably show their stupid captain that girls can play with the boys, and maybe get in a fight. Definitely give Philadelphia a reason to hate me like the rest of Europe,” She said ignoring Sid and answering as if she was answering 'what she was doing tomorrow'.
“What?” Downie questioned.
“Oh you see, Sweden, Russia, Germany and Slovakia hate me. Then the smaller countries aren’t fond of me.At least the ones with hockey teams.”
“No I meant about the Flyers’ stupid captain thing.”
“Oh, I broke his nose because he said girls can not be the captain of a hockey team and they can’t play with boys they would get hurt.”
“I want to hear this story,” Sid and half of the Penguins said.
“Ok, so it started like this-”

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