Diary Of A Puck Bunny

I know what you are all thinking, how do you hook up with Sidney Crosby? Well, he is horrible at flirting, I was sitting in a bar in Pittsburgh and he came up and started talking to me. He wasn’t flirting, just talking. I didn’t fawn all over him and pretend to laugh.

Part of me just knew that with a guy like him it wouldn’t work. My approach changes with every guy.

We exchanged numbers and the next week I went to the Pens Vs. Flyers game. I could tell that he saw me and sent me a text after the game, I didn’t think he would even remember me (I was pretty sure he had a girlfriend and only exchanged numbers with me because he’s Sidney, meaning he’s a nice guy.)

“I saw you in the stands, didn’t know you were a hockey fan.” I got over text after the game either before or after he had talked to the reporters after the game.

I replied with a simple, “My friend made me go.”

He then sent me a, “Send me your address I’ll come pick you up after the game.” probably thinking I was already at my apartment.

I went straight home after and changed out from my plain bra and panties to something lace and sexy. I put back on the jeans and heels I was wearing but put on a clean revealing shirt. I re-applied my mascara. I got a text a few minutes later, “I sent a car to your house, hope that’s okay.”

I sent him a quick text back. A few moments later a black town car stopped in front of my house. 5-star treatment and I hadn’t even done anything to deserve it yet.

Part of me doesn’t want to give too much away but he sure knew what he was doing. I remember when I first started to hook up with him I loved the thrill. It was like some cheesy line off a One Direction song but I was okay with it.

I'm not saying being a Puck Bunny is all hockey games, cellys and sex 24/7. It's not, you have to wait around if you have a guy you are always hooking up with and if you don't, well you have to find one and look like a model doing it.

If you ever have a list of NHL players to hook up with I would put Sidney Crosby in my top 5. He’s great in bed, he knows how to keep it a secret and most of all he cares if you both get off, not just him and his ass is a really nice sight in person.

My time in Pittsburgh only lasted a few short months, I think it was like two maybe three. But we stopped a few months later when news broke out that he started to date some model I didn’t know the name of unless you actually look it up online. (That's how I found out that he was dating someone.)

I don’t know if he was still hooking up with me when he started dating her but whoever she is, is one lucky woman.

Au Revoir

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