AAOOOSC! #1

The next day, Sidney, Jonathan, Antti, Patrick, Crawford, Shaw, and all the Penguins, including Bylsma is at Papa Crosby's, a pizza restaurant, eating and celebrating.
"So is this our pizza party?" Tyler asks Blysma.
Brandon takes a bite of his pizza. "Yea man!"
"What are you doing here?" Fleury asks Patrick.
"Me?" Patrick points to himself.
"Yea, you--who else?"
"Well, my buddies and I just want to celebrate, dude-- Have a problem with that, man?"
"No...But can I take a picture with you?"
"Corey? Shaw? Dudes?" Patrick turns to his friends, who were eating away. "Wanna take a picture with..." Patrick turns back to Fleury.
"Marc-André Fleury--Pittsburgh Penguins' best goalie!" Fleury smiles with pride.
"Hey!" Vokoun shouts from the other side of the restaurant.
"Yea, that guy, man," Patrick tells his friends.
"Uhhhh....sure...," Crawford says.
"I don't mind," Shaw answers.
"Cool!" Fleury holds up his iPhone and waits for the guys to sit next to him. "Say Flower!"
The phone flashes and Fleury looks at the picture. "Cool! I'm totally gonna tweet this!" He goes to his Twitter app and starts posting it.
"Wait!" Chris says. "I want to show you guys something!" He goes leans underneath the table and pulls out a carboard box; he plops it onto the table top.
"What's in there?" Tyler asks, looking at the box.
"It's..." Chris opens up the box and pulls out a black hockey jersey. "Pittsburgh Gorilla uniforms!"
Pascal makes a disgusted look. "Ohmigosh! Who picked the colors?!"
Chris smiles. "Me."
"Neon green, yellow, black, brown, and white?" Brandon points out. "Are you color blind?"
"Excuse me?!"
"Coach?" Tyler looks at Bylsma with big eyes.
"Yea?" Bylsma asks.
"Are we ever gonna wear these uniforms to a game?"
"What uniforms?" Fleury asks.
Chris proudly holds up the uniform. "These!"
Fleury makes a frightened look. "Oooohhhh...gosh...."
"Yup, you guys are gonna wear 'em to your next game!" Bylsma announces.
"NO!" Fleury protests. "I AM NOT GONNA WEAR THAT UNIFORM!!!"
"Wha-wha..." Chris frowns. "...what's so bad about them?" He looks at the front of the jersey with a sad look.
"Coach, don't make me the starting goalie for the next game!"
"So you want Vokoun to take your place?" Bylsma asks.
"YES!" Fleury turns to Vokoun. "Take my place, Tomáš! Don't let me be on the ice wearing that horrid uniform!"
"They're not horrid..," Chris tells Fleury quietly.
"Alright, Tomáš--" Bylsma turns to Vokoun. "--you're the starting goalie for the next game."
"Yay!" Vokoun starts dancing around the restaurant, happily.
"So we're gonna play against the Canadians again?" Brandon asks.
"Nope, the New York Islanders," Bylsma answers.
"But I thought that we are going to play against Montréal for the rest of the season!"
"Nope, I got the schedule for the the new year and we don't play them 'till February!"
"But why did you tell us that we were gonna play against them for the rest of the season?" Tyler asks
"I...just assumed..." Bylsma chuckles. "Sorry."
"Here's your uniform, Sid!" Chris hands Sidney a jersey.
Sidney holds it up, seeing the gorilla with hockey equipment on the middle of the shirt. Sidney sighs. "I cannot believe I have to wear this."
"Hey, that gorilla looks like your gorilla," Jonathan points out.
"Bubby is much cuter-- Don't insult him." He frowns.
"Don't worry, I feel for you." Jonathan pats Sidney's back
Papa Crosby, the owner of the restaurant, comes out to the group.
"How's the pizza?" Papa Crosby asks.
"Uhhh...pretty good...," Crawford answers.
Jonathan shoves a piece of pizza into his mouth. "Feally, feally, food!"
"Good, good." Papa Crosby turns to Antti. "And how's the ice cream?"
Antti gives him a thumbs up while licking his ice cream cone.
"Great! That's beautiful!"
"Do you like these uniforms?" Chris asks Papa Crosby, holding up the uniform.
"Oooohhh..." Papa Crosby looks closely at it. "I love it! Beautiful! Nice colors!"
"He's got to be sarcastic," Fleury says, not looking up from his iPhone. He takes a picture of one of the jerseys that is laying on the table. "Hashtag horrid new Pittsbugh Penguins uniform."
"You think these uniforms are nice?" Sidney asks Papa Crosby.
"Yes! Yes, you'll look handsome in it!" He pulls the uniform over Sidney's head, forcing him to wear it, "See?"
Sidney looks down at the uniform he's wearing. "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!"
"Uhhh...that's your dad?" Crawford asks. "Uhhhh...."
Shaw flips over on his chair and falls.
Patrick drops his pizza he was about to eat.
Tyler stops chewing.
Chris drops a uniform he was holding.
Pascal makes a shocked look.
Jonathan stops slurping on his drink.
Antti stops licking his ice cream.
Fleury stops typing on his iPhone and looks up.
Bylsma drops his clipboard he was looking at.
Vokoun nods his head. "Hey!"
Sidney sighs. "Yea, he's my dad."
"Well no wonder it's called 'Papa Crosby's'!" Tyler exclaims.
"Wow, you guys must be rich!" Pascal points out.
"Oh he's the rich one." Papa Crosby pats Sidney's shoulder. "Not me."
"I gotta put this on Twitter!" Fleury looks back at his iPhone and begins to type.
"Oh, make sure you put in that if you buy two large pizzas, you get a liter of any soda free!"
"Yea, yea, yea, okay," Fleury mutters.
"You know what?" Papa Crosby says. "We should take a picture of all of us together to remember this day! Scott!"
Cameraman Scott comes out with a camera and tri-pod and starts setting up for the picture.
"Okay everyone, get together!" Papa Crosby orders.
Everyone shuffles close to each other in front of the camera.
"Okay, smi--"
"Wait, let me first take off this uniform!" Sidney says.
"No, no, keep it on! One, two, three--smile!"
Scott takes a picture and the camera flashes.

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