AAOOOSC! #2

Sidney is at his house the next day, writing about how great Bubby and Bubby Jr. were.
"Dear Bubby and Bubby Jr.," Sidney says, speaking what he was writing, "you were always there when I needed you. I was able to hug you as hard and as long as I wanted to and you guys wouldn't complain. You were always happy to see me, even when I didn't bring you guys banana ice cream.
I'll miss you guys very much...But I always wanted to know why you like the Anaheim Ducks better than the Penguins. They are both birds. And the Penguins are better than the Ducks, so...beat that." Sidney pauses and looks at his paper with a smirk. Then he continues to write. "I love you and I miss you. Good-bye--"
"You writing a good-bye love letter for your wife?"
Sidney turns around and sees Kari walking into his house. "What?! No! I don't have a wife! Anyways, I'm not writing a love letter!" Sidney turns back and tries to continue writing.
Kari walks up next to Sidney and scans through the paper. "So what are you writing about? How the Penguins are better than the Ducks? Is that how you spend your free time? Writing about how great your time is?"
"You're just jealous!" Sidney quickly turns his paper over so that Kari wouldn't read the rest. "Can you please leave?"
"Nope." Kari crosses his arms and gives Sidney a stern look.
"Please leave," Sidney demands seriously.
"Nope."
"That was a demand, not a question."
"Well, your house is very nice and big. Can you give me a tour of it?" Kari's face softens.
"Aha, in your dreams--OUT!"
"Fine, but you'll regret it." Kari storms out of the house.
"Thinks that he's awesome--Pfft, not a bit!" Sidney mutters while flipping back over his paper. Then he hears some loud SLAMS! and Ryan appears out of nowhere in front of Sidney.
"Prepare to meet your doom!" Knives come out from Ryan sleeves, but he doesn't throw them yet.
Sidney stands up. "How did you get here?"
"Just cut right through your door!"
Sidney's jaw drops. "WHAAAAAA?!" He sprays ice at Ryan in frustration.
Ryan blocks the ice with his knives. "Beat this!" He throws a bunch of knives at Sidney at the same time.
Sidney makes a wall of ice to protect him. The knifes couldn't get through the ice, but they did shatter it.
Sidney and Ryan continue throwing ice and knives at each other, blocking and dodging and attacking.
Kari flies back into the house and zaps Sidney, knocking him out. He lands. "Whoops. I hit the wrong person!"
"What do you mean?" Ryan asks, dusting some ice off of his shoulders and black hair.
"I was pretending that I was talking to Sid."
"Ah."
"So, let's take this 'famous guy' over to the HQs."
"Okay! Jimmy'll be very happy!."
"Whoo-hoo, NHL here we come!"

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