AAOOOSC! #3

That night in front of the EHP HQs, Sidney, Jonathan, Antti, and Jonas are talking about their plan to save Patrick.
"After we're done, can I have a bag of Doritos?" Jonas asks Antti.
"Patience, my friend. You know, I am dying for salmon," Antti tells Jonas.
"'Cause you're s shark!" Jonathan points out.
"And corn,"
"He's still a Blackhawk at heart," Sidney says.
"Okay, okay, okay, enough with food." Antti does some hand motions, indiacting to cease the conversation. "So do you guys understand the plan?"
"Yup," they reply.
"Okay! And go!"
Everyone departs to their places, according to the plan.
Jonas ambles into the HQs and is stopped by Tuukka.
Tuukka rubs his chin, looking down at Jonas with narrow eyes. "Tuukka doesn't know you..."
Jonas quacks at Tuukka and transforms into a duck. He starts waddling off into the hallways while quacking loudly and wildly.
"Hey! What happened to person?" Tuukka scratches his head, looking confused. "Tuukka is confused..."
Jonas continues waddling, trying to find Jimmy.
Meanwhile, Kari is in his room, watching videos on Youtube. "What is going on out there?" He opens the door and sees Jonas passing by. "AHHHHHHH!!! IT'S A DUCK! CALL LIFE ALERT!!!" Kari slams the door in fear.
Jonas stops moving for a moment. "Okay..." He continues waddling on.
"Where's that duck?" Tuukka asks himself, walking around the hallway. "Tuukka's gonna catch youuuuu!!!" He begins to run down that hallway, then he bumps into Giroux.
Giroux falls to the ground. "Ugh, golly, Tuukka! Watch where you're goin'!" Giroux gets up slowly annd dusts himself off.
"Anteeksi. But had you see duck?" (Sorry.)
Giroux scratches his head. "Wha duck?" He hears the quacking of Jonas echoing throughout the hallway. "Ahhh...da duck?"
Tuukka nods his head in excitement. "Yea, yea!"
"Let'sh go catch it--it'sh uh-noying!" Giroux whistles and and his glider flies over to him. He hops on it and flies away. "YA-HOOO!!!"
Meanwhile in the dugeon, Sidney, Jonathan, and Antti are walking in a dark hallway, trying to find Patrick. "Patrick?" Sidney calls out into the darkness. "Patrick Kaaaaaane, where are you?!"
"Patrick Kane, ystäväni, missä olet?! Vastaa, kiitos!" Antti shouts. (Patrick Kane, my friend, where are you?! Answer, please!)
"What the heck are you speaking, Niemi?" Jonathan asks Antti.
"Finnish. Is there a problem?"
"Well, Patrick won't understand you," Sidney tells Antti.
"But he'll know that we're here."
"Uhhh...."
"Kuka sanoi että?" a voice says from the darkness. (Who said that?)
"Osaat punua suomea, Patrick?" Antti asks. (You know how to speak Finnish, Patrick?)
"En ole Patrick." (I'm not Patrick.)
"Oh. Tiedätkö missä Patrick on sitten?" (Do you know where Patrick is, then?)
"Hän on kanssani." (He's with me.)
"Odota, mikä on nimesi?" (Wait, what is your name?)
"Pekka Rinne," the voice answers. "Mikä on sinun?" (What is yours?)
"Antti Niemi. Maalivahti of San Jose Sharks." (Goalie of the San Jose Sharks.)
"Olen maalivahdin ja Nashville Predators." (I'm the goalie of the Nashville Predators.)
"Oh..."
"What are you speaking?!" Sidney cries. "Who are you talking to?! We are here for a mission, not to make friends!"
"SHHH!!!" Antti points to Sidney. "Quiet, Crosby! I'm on to something. Patience!"
Sidney sighs. "I should've broughten my comic book."
"Yup," Jonathan says.
"Olen pahoillani keskeytyksestä, minun kumppanit olival jo nieman kärsimätön." (I'm sorry about the interruption, my partners were getting impatient.)
"Se on okei. Voit puhua minulle, kun lopeta tehtävä." (That's okay. You can talk to me when you finish your mission.)
"Olet Patrick, eikö?" (You're with Patrick, right?)
"Kyllä." (Yes.)
"Okei, olen tulossa." Antti turns to Sidney and Jonathan. "Follow me." (Okay, I'm coming.)

Meanwhile back with Jonas...
Tuukka is running down the hallways as fast as he can. "You can run duck, but you can't hide from Tuukka!"
"Da duck whon even undershtand you, Rashk!" Giroux tells Tuukka from his glider. "Shave yer breath!"
Carey comes into view and sees Tuukka and Giroux coming at full speed towards him. "Whoa! Stop!" He he stops them with his telepathic powers. "Why are you guys running?!"
Tuukka breathes hard with his hands on his knees. "Tuukka wants duck."
"We're lookin' for uh runaway duck," Giroux translates.
Carey makes an odd look. "A duck?" He looks around.
"You mean this duck?" a voice says from behind them.
Carey, Giroux, and Tuukka turn around, seeing Henrik Lundqvist walking up to them. He is hold Jonas, who is no longer in his duck form, from his back collar; Jonas is moving around, struggling to escape from Henrik's tight grasp.
"Yoooouuuuu..." Tuukka narrows his gray eyes at Henrik. "...Tuukka doesn't like you...."
"Well, too bad, Rask, because I'm on the same team as you!" Henrikk smirks.
Jimmy walks up behind Henrik, placing his hand on his shoulder. "Thanks, Claude. He's a great choice." Jimmy leans his head, seeing Jonas wiggling around in fright. "Well, hello there, Hiller. Seems like that GHP are here." Jimmy strightens up. "Wait, that means--"
Kari bursts out of nowhere from a flash of light. "Master!" Kari throws up his hands."There has been an escape in the dugeon!"
"Alrightie then! To the dugeon, everyone! But except for you two, Claude and Carey-- You two stay as guards."
Everyone runs/ flies to the dugeon.
Giroux sighs, still floating on his glider. "Why do we have uh shtay?"
Carey shrugs. "I don't know. But let's order pizza."
"Okay!" Giroux turns around and begins to follow Carey into the main room. "But thish time, I get to shay wha duh peesha maker hash to draw on duh box!" (pizza maker.)

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