AAOOOSC! #3

In the EHP HQs dugeon, Sidney, Jonathan, and Antti are saving Patrick and the person who was with Patrick, Pekka.
"Oh thanks guys, thanks man, geez, thanks dudes..." Patrick thanks while walking out of the cell.
"No prob, Patrick!" Sidney says.
They begin to walk to the main room of the dugeon that is in front of the cells.
"Kiitos, ystäväni," Pekka tells Antti. (Thank you, my friend.)
"Soita minulle Antti. Mutt sinä puhu Englanti?" (Call me Antti. But do you speak English?)
"Yea, of course."
"Oh good, finally, something you say that I can understand!" Sidney exclaims.
Pekka lets out a burst of laughter. "I understood what you were saying, Sidney!"
"You guys, lets get out of here before they find us!" Jonathan warns them.
"Too late!" Tuukka voice booms. "It's Tuukka time!" He grabs Jonathan from his back shirt collar and begins to throw him around the room.
"Jonathan!" Sidney cries. "Save yourself--!" He gets struck down by Kari's light powers.
"Oh no, dude! We're under attack!" Patrick exclaims.
"No duh! Great observation!" Pekka tells Patrick.
Henrik traps Patrick in a force field and starts bouncing him around like a bouncy ball.
Ryan comes into the room. "Who didn't inform me that there was a fight going on?!" He runs over to Sidney and Kari and pushes Kari out of the way and starts fighting Sidney.
Kari has a shocked look on his face. "Uhhh, ruuuuude!!!"
Jimmy walks over to Antti calmly. "Antti Niemi, your plan failed miserably. I found your distarction." He chuckles evilly.
"You failed miserably! You locked us up, but we escaped!" Antti shot back.
"Not anymore!" Jimmy shoots his red energy at Antti, knocking him to the ground.
Kari ambles over to Pekka with his arms crossed. "Well, hello there, Pekka."
Pekka waves at Kari. "Hey."
"Tbh, you're kinda useless here, y'know."
Pekka scoffs. "You call this useless?!" He grows big and kicks Kari out of the room, through a window.
Jonathan is between Tuukka's huge hand and a brick wall. "Ack!!!" He starts to grow a force field between him and Tuukka and makes it explode with strength powers.
Tuukka slides onto the ground. "NOOO!!! Tuukka fell!!!" He immediately gets back up and begins to wrestle with Jonathan.
Meanwhile Patrick is having a bouncy, bumping, headache-causing ride. "Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ahhh!!! Be-be-be-a-g-g-g-goo-oo-ood-id-e-e-e-a-a-to-o-o-tr-r-r-r-yy-y-to-o-o-ge-e-et-o-ou-ou-ou-t!!!" He tries to get his bow and arrow, but the movement keeps him from getting to them, so he just turns invisible.
"Whoa!" Henrik stops bouncing the force field. "Where did he go?" He looks at the force field.
"On pieni ihminen olalla, Henrik!" Tuukka tells Henrik. (There's a small person on your shoulder, Henrik!)
Henrik looks at Tuukka weirdly. "What?"
Antti is trying to keep Jimmy's from striking him with his water powers. "He's saying that there's a small person on your shoulder!"
"Whaaa?!" Henrik drops the force field.
Patrick gets up and kicks Henrik in the face, knocking him to the ground. "That's what you get, man, for bouncing me around like a basketball, dude!" Patrick is about to run away from him, but Henrik grabs his ankle, pulling him to the ground.
Sidney is dodging Ryan's knives. "You can't stab me!" He sprays a wall of ice between Ryan and him, but Ryan slices it in half like butter."
"You're ice is useless!" Ryan tells Sidney.
"Okay then, let me make it useful!" He shoots ice at Ryan's face. "You asked for it!"
"Give up, Niemi," Jimmy tells Antti.
"You told me that many times, Howard! You should already know that answer!"
"Well, that's not the answer I'm looking for!"
"Leave him alone, Jimmy!" a squeaky voice says.
"Whoa, Antti, what's up with your voice?" Jimmy asks Antti.
"Uh, that was not me--"
"I'm gonna beat vy up!" The voice begins to fly around Jimmy (you.)
"Ack! A fly is talking to me!" Jimmy yells.
"But I just sprayed the room!" Ryan exclaims.
"But flies don't talk!" Antti says.
Sidney runs over and and traps the thing in an ice cube; he catches it. "Ah ha! I caught it!" He examines what's inside the ice cube. "That's no fly--that's a person!"
Jonathan runs over to Sidney and sees the ice cube. "I know who that is! That's Sergei Bobrovsky of the Columbus Blue Jackets!"
"Sergei?!" Jimmy gasps. "I need him! I need him noooooow!!!"
Sidney crosses his arms. "Why are you so desperate for him?"
"Well, um, because..."
"Doesn't sound like a good idea--let's not give 'im to Jimmy," Jonathan tells his teammates.
"But I was going to save him!" Jimmy cries.
"Uhhh...no."
"Do what Jimmy tells you to doooo!!!" Ryan jumps at Sidney and tries to slash him, but Sidney freezes him in mid air.
"Now you can save Ryan, but not Sergei," Sidney tells Jimmy.
Ryan cluncks on to the ground, still frozen.
"You guys are not going to get Sergei!!!" Jimmy zaps Sidney, making him fall to the ground. He grabs the ice cube and runs out of the room, but then randomly falls at the doorway; the ice cube just floats in the air.
Patrick turns visible, holding onto the ice cube. "Dude, that was way too easy."
Everyone is quiet.
"We're still not done fighting, right, dudes?"
Jonathan looks around the dim room. "Well, Jimmy's out, so is Henrik, Kari is nowhere to be found, but..."
Tuukka jumps out of nowhere. "IT'S TUUKKA TIME!!!" He begins to beat up Jonathan.
"Jonathan!" Antti cries. "Use your powers!"
"He's too strong!" Jonathan grunts.
"Hm." Antti thinks for a moment. "Tuukka, odota, pysäntyä hetkeksi." (Tuukka, wait, stop for a moment.)
Tuukka stops punching Jonathan and stands up straight. "Mutta miksi?" (But why?)
"Koska olet pahoinpitel ystäväni." (Because you are beating up my friend.)
"Mutta olen vihollisesi." (But I'm your enemy.)
"Sinun ei tarvitse." (You don't have to.)
"Että ei mitään järkeä, vaikka." (That wouldn't make any sense, though.)
"Kyllä, se voi." (Yes, it can.)
"Miten?" (How?)
There's a clank that interrupted the conversation for a second.
"Voit liittyä meidän puolellamme." (You can join our side.)
"Voi hitto, ei koskaan! En pysty!" (Oh man, never! I can't!)
"Okei sitten, voit pysyä sillä puolella, mutta eivät vain hakkaamaan ystäväni. Tiedätkö mitä? Voit olla meidän vakooja!" (Okay then, you can just stay on that side, but just don't beat up on my firends. You know what? You can be our spy!)
"Excuse me?!" Patrick yells. "What did you just say, dude?!"
"Whoa Patrick, you know Finnish?" Sidney says.
"No, man" Patrick raises up his iPad. "I'm using a translator, dude. Is that fine with you, Antti, man?"
"Yea, that's fine." Antti turns to Tuukka. "Pidätkö siitä?" (You like that?)
"Voi kyllä, olen ania halunnut olla vakooja!" Tuukka claps his hands happily. (Oh yes, I've always wanted to be a spy!)
"No! I don't like that idea! I'm the spy and the only--"
"Turpa kiinni, Kane!" Antti snaps. (Shut your trap, Kane!)
"What did you just say?" Patrick looks down at his iPad. "Oh...okay."
Antti continues talking in Finnish. "Niin, tässä on intercom niin että voit ottaa minuun yhteyttä--" He gives Tuukka an intercom. (So here is the intercom so that you can contact me--)
Jonathan looks up from Patrick's iPad in shock. "Wait, what?! What are you doing?!"
"SHHH!!!" Antti turns back to Tuukka. "Ilmoittakaa minulle, kun he aikovat hyökätä meikä. Jos he tekevät, on piiosa ja eivät vahingoita meitä, tai muuten suunnitelma olsi vain ristiriidassa." (Contact me when they're going to attack us. If they do, be hidden and don't attack us, or else they plan would just contradict.)
"Mutta haluan hyökätä!" (But I like to attack!)
"Olisiko mieluummin vakooja tai huökkääjä?" (Would you rather be a spy or an attacker?)
"Oh..." Tuukka looks down and thinks for a moment. He looks back up quickly. "Vakooja!" (A spy!)
Antti nods his head. "Siksi ajattelin." (That's what I thought.)
"He's gonna be the worse spy on the earth," Jonathan mutters to Patrick.
"Tell me about it, dude," Patrick whispers back.
"Olen iloinen, että voit olla minun joukkue." Antti shakes Tuukka's hand. (I'm glad for you to be on my team.)
"Sama täällä! Kiitos!" (Same here! Thank you!)
"Kyllä! Olen aina halunnut työskennellä kanssanne!" Pekka hugs Tuukka. (Yes! I've always wanted to work with you!"
Tuukka gave Pekka a weird look. "Uhhh...kiitos?" Tuukka pushes Pekka away as gently as he can. (Uhhh...thank you?)
"Okay then, let us go." Antti turns to Tuukka. "Et tiedä mitä tehdä." (You know what to do.)
"Kyllä! Hyvästi!" (Yes! Bye!)
"Hyvästi, Tuukka!" (Good-bye, Tuukka!) Antti turns to the rest. "Sidney, Jonathan, Patrick, um, Pekka--let us go." They walk out of the room.
Tuukka looks at his intercom excitedly. "Kyllä, kyllä vain! Saan olla vakooja! Olen niin onnellinen!" (Oh yes, oh yes! I get to be a spy! I'm so happy!)
"Ei kauaa, petturi!" Kari shouts, hovering in front of an open window. He zaps Tuukka with light, knocking him out. (Not for long, traitor!)
Kari flies down to Tuukka and grabs the intercom from him; he also finds the ice cube that was left behind by the good guys. He chuckles evilly, looking at the items. "Oh man, Jimmy's gonna be so proud of me!" He looks around the room, where all his teammates lay unconsious. "Well, after I wake them up."

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