AAOOOSC! #3

Back in Chicago, Patrick Kane is at his house, facetiming with one of his friends, Andrew Shaw.
"I gotta tell you something, dude," Patrick tells Shaw.
"What?"
"You gotta stop falling, man."
"It's not my fault!"
"But dude, how is it now your fault?"
"Because, I need to get my blades changed, but they are so expensive--"
"Dude, you make more than a million dollars!"
"I know, but I spend 'em on buying burritos for the homeless."
"Aw, Andrew don't buy too many burritos, dude!"
"Whoa, Patrick, where are you?" Shaw's brown eyes are wide.
"At my house, man. Why?"
"Because someone by the name Tuukka Rask is behind you."
"What?" Patrick turns around, seeing Tuukka looming over him; Patrick's face turns pale.
"IT'S TUUKKA TIME!!!" Tuukka yells.
"ACK!" Patrick drops his iPad on the table and turns invisible; he runs around, looking for a place to hide.
Tuukka grabs the furniture and begins to throw them at Patrick's footsteps' sounds.
Patrick realizes what Tuukka was doing, so he stops running, standing still silently.
Tuukka also stops throwing furniture and looks around for Patrick. "Tuukka wants to know where Patrick's at." Tuukka sniffs a bit. "Ah...Tuukka smells him."
Patrick quickly reaches for his bow and arrow and shoots an arrow at Tuukka
Tuukka catches it from mid-air. "You can't catch Tuukka, spy!" Tuukka crunches the arrow into pieces and turns around. He lunges to where Patrick is at and punches him hard in the head.
Patrick turns visible and slumps to the ground, groaning.
Tuukka grabs a bookshelf and smashes it on Patrick, making sure he is out.
Kari walks into the messy house with a smile on his face. "Great job, Tuukka!" Kari pats his shoulder. "Jimmy'll be proud!" He kneels next to Patrick and tries to pick him up. "Ugh, he's heavy!"
"Tuukka'll carry him!"
Kari stands up straight as Tuukka picks Patrick up and swings him on his shoulder like as if he was a bag full of feathers; he walks out of the house with Kari.
"Patrick?!" Shaw cries from the iPad. "No, Patrick! I'll warn your super buddies about this!" He ends the call.

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