AAOOOSC! #3

In Anaheim, Sidney and Jonathan are walking in a park, looking for Jonas.
"Why on earth would he be at a park?!" Sidney exclaims.
"Why wouldn't he be in a park?" Jonathan tells Sidney.
"Because it's--" Sidney's sentence gets interrupted by loud quacking. "What is that?"
"They're the Ducks!"
"Ugh, they're so annoying!" Sidney places his hands on his ears. "That's why I like penguins better!"
"No, look, they're The Ducks!"
Sidney looks ahead of him and sees a lake in front of him.
On the lake are all the Ducks floating around with their full hockey gear, eating bread, crackers, and chips and quacking loudly.
"Wow. They take their name seriously," Sidney says.
"Very loyal team." Jonathan walks up to them. "Hello, Du--"
"AH! It's a King!!!" Ryan Getzlaf yells, interrupting Jonathan's sentence. "He's gonna shoot us and eat us for dinner!" He dunks his head in the water, with his legs sticking up in the air.
"No, no, no, I am not gonna do that," Jonathan tells them.
"We're looking for Jonas Hiller," Sidney says.
"ACK! He's the plumpest one of all! They are gonna eat us!" Corey Perry cries.
"Did we eat you guys last time?" Jonathan crosses his arms.
"Uhhh..."
Ryan floats back upwards. "You guys met before?!"
"Yea," Corey answers, calmly.
"You crazy Duck!" Ryan dunks his head back into the water.
The reeds in the distance move and Jonas Hiller floats out of them in his full goalie gear minus the helmet and stick, chomping on some Lays. "I heard my name!"
"Oh, there you are!" Jonathan says.
"What is it that you need?" Jonas asks, stopping in front of Sidney and Jonathan, between Corey and Ryan.
"We need you!" Sidney holds out his hands towards Jonas.
"Why?"
"Because you have powers, last time we checked...right?" Jonathan says.
Jonas closes his eyes and smiles without showing his teeth. "Yup-a-doo-da!"
"So, do you want to join the Good Hockey Players Society?" Sidney asks.
"Well, why not?" Jonas flies out of the lake and lands between Sidney and Jonathan. He shakes off the water like a duck. "See ya Ducks later!" Jonas waves to Corey and Ryan.
"Bye!" Corey waves back to Jonas.
Ryan shakes his right foot at Jonas.
Sidney, Jonathan, and Jonas begin to walk away from the lake.
Jonas stuffs a chip into his mouth. "So, where are we going?"
"To Antti's house," Sidney replies.
"To your auntie's house?"
"No, to Antti Niemi's house!" Jonathan clarifies.
Jonas frowns. "Oh."

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