AAOOOSC! #3

In the EHP HQs, Jimmy, Ryan, and Carey are eating sushi at the meeting table when Tuukka barges into the room with Patrick.
"Tuukka got Kane! Tuukka got Kane!" Tuukka drops Patrick on the middle of the table.
Everyone gawks at Patrick.
"Well...that's appitizing," Carey says.
"Hey, this should be our new table decoration!" Ryan exclaims happily.
Jimmy stands up with a smile. "Tuukka Rask"--he holds out his hand--"I am glad to welcome you to the Evil Hockey Players Society!"
Tuukka looks at Jimmy's hand with a confused look. "Uhhh...."
"You shake it," Kari tells Tuukka.
"Ah." Tuukka grabs Jimmy's hand tightly and shakes it widly.
"Okay, okay, that's enough!!!" Jimmy cries.
Tuukka lets go of his hand. "Tuukka thanks you."
Jimmy rubs his almost crushed hand. "Yes, yes." He sits back down. "Remind me to never shake hands with Rask again," he whispers quietly to Carey.
"Okay." Carey eats a roll.
Patrick's blue eyes open slowly and tiredly. "Ugh... Where am I--?"
"Aw, shut up!" Ryan stuffs a sushi roll into Patrick's mouth and hits him in the head with the bottom of his cup, knocking him out.
Kari looks at the empty plates and rolls scattered around the table. "Do you guys have smoked salmon?"
Ryan points to Patrick's mouth as a response.
"Uhhh, no thanks," Kari says.
"There's some eel rolls left," Carey tells Kari.
"Ew, that's disgusting. I'd rather starve."
"Tuukka loves eel roll!" Tuukka grabs all the plates with sushi on them and dumps the sushi into his mouth. "Mmmm...yum!"
"Oh, great. There goes our lunch." Ryan sighs.
"I'll grab the green tea ice cream." Carey gets up and walks away.

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