AAOOOSC! The Movie!

Back in Russia in the RusSki Gorki Jumping Center, the competition of the ski jumping qualification round is being held.
Aaron is waiting for his turn and sees his opponents going.
A Latvian guy goes first and fails. "Ha! I can do way better than that!" Aaron exclaims. A Russian guy goes next and lands kind of wobbly. "Eh, I'm better." A Canadian dude goes next and grabs first. "First place...well, not for long." A Swedish guy goes next and takes a tumble. "Don't these people know how to land?"
"I know how to!" a French skier with his goggles on answers.
Aaron turns to the skier. "Oh really? I'd love to see that!"
"You might over throw that Canadian guy, but then I'm gonna come and take you right off!"
"How are you French if you don't have an accent?" Aaron asks with an odd look.
"Uhhh...I've been practicing in the States for too long, that's all."
"Aaron Rodgers of the USA is next!" the announcer booms. It is also translated to Russian and French.
"Well, I'm up!" Aaron sits on the bench and flies down the ramp then soars in the air, leaning down inches away from his long skis. He lands perfectly and gets first. "Oh cheesy yea!" Aaron takes off his goggles.
"Joe Flacco of France is next!" the announcer announces also in Russian and in French.
Aaron's eyes widen. "WHAAA?! Joe Flacco?! Here?!"
Joe Flacco flies and soars and lands, taking first place.
"No, no, no, no!" Aaron grabs his brown hair anxiously.
"Sorry, Rodgers." Joe pats his shoulder and walks past him.
"This-this only means one thing: the GFP Society is here! Oh my cheeses, I gotta tell Peyton this!"

That night at McMoose's, the Canadians are celebrating by singing/quacking the Canadian Anthem.
"Why are they acting like they just won the gold medal?" Jimmy mutters.
"Because I got a shutout!" Carey places his hand on his chest in pride. "Six to zero, beat them Austrians!"
"Well, it's not my fault that that that Penguins's coach won't let me play!"
"Let's hope that Quick continues doing a good job," Ryan says.
"Ah ha--no." Carey gives his sidekick and Master a serious look.
"Hey look! The qualification for ski jumping is here!" Toews points to the TV.
Everyone falls silent and watches it.
A Latvian guy goes and fails.
All the Canadians cheer/quack.
A Russian guy goes and does pretty good.
All the Canadians grumble.
A Canadian guy goes and grabs first place.
All the Canadians cheer/quack.
"That was scary..." Marleau stutters.
"No, that wasn't scary, that was awesome!" Roberto slaps Marleau's back hard.
"OOOOFFFF!!!"
"A Swede is next!" PK announces.
All the Finnish players boo/quack angrily except for Antti.
The Swedish guy goes and takes a tumble.
All the Finns cheer/quack and clap happily.
"Oh no...not an American!" PK cries.
Aaron appears on the screen and slides down the ramp, into the air. He lands perfectly and gets first place.
"WHY?!!!" Toews shouts. "Why you Rodgers guy be so good?!"
"I wonder if the Americans can ever be beaten...," Sharp mutters.
Jimmy sharpy stands up. "Never! USA'll win!" All the Ducks except for Cam begin to quack angrily at Jimmy. "Aw, shut up, you duckies!" He shoos them and sits back down.
"Hey, look! A French dude!" PK points to the TV.
"What's so cool about a French guy? If they like gorillas, then they're cool," Chris says.
"Well, it's not everyday you see a French ski jumping."
Joe goes and gets first place.
All the Canadians and Finnish players cheer/quack.
Jimmy's gray eyes widen. "No...way...."
"Boo-yah!" Carey pumps his fist into the air.
"Well, this is surprising," Ryan says quickly.
"Aw, man!" Patrick places his hands on his light blond/orange curly hair. "Dude, Rodgers! What happened, man?"
"Don't worry, at least he made it through the qualifications," Jonathan tells Patrick.
Patrick lets go of his hair. "That's right, dude!"
Toews begins to stand up slowly. "Maybe this is the start of the...USA drought...."

The next day on the 15th, Netherlands win bronze in short track (men's 1000 meter), with USA (Michael) getting no medals. Russia gets gold for skeleton, while USA (Colin) gets bronze. For ski jumping (men's large hill individual round), Poland gets gold while USA (Aaron) gets no medals.
On the 16th, Norway gets gold for Alpine Skiing (Super-G) with USA (Aaron) getting silver and bronze. Sweden wins gold for cross-country skiing (4x10 km relay), leaving USA (Aaron) with no medals.
On the 17th, Russia gets gold for two-man bobsled, while USA (Colin and Peyton) wins silver. USA (Drew) finally gets gold in figure skating (Ice Dance Free Dance). Belarus wins gold for free-style skiing with no medals for the USA (Aaron). For ski jumping final round, well, Germany comes out of nowhere and gets first place while Rodgers fails with no medals. And snowboard cross gets cancelled due to weather.

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