AAOOOSC! Mini Stories!

In a garden in the middle of nowhere, a seventh grade Penguins fan dusts his pants after getting up.
"So, my seventh grade class asked me to come to this community service trip, where I have to pull weeds on the same day the Pittsburgh Penguins are playing in the second round of the playoffs, game 7."
One of his classmates comes up. "After this, we're going to Sonic!"
"I don't like Sonic."
"Then we can go swimming."
"I don't like swimming." Makes faces in agony while goal horns blow. '#FOMOH' appears right next to him.
Sidney Crosby appears in front of the scene with his hockey gear on, holding up a phone. "Millions of fans are suffering from FOMOH or Fear Of Missing Out On Hockey. Don't be one of them: Download NHL Gamecenter Live, get free premium upgrade only on Verizon. Enjoy exclusives like live NBC national games and 'NHL Inside The Glass' and don't miss a minute of the Pittsburgh Penguins playing in the second round of the playoffs, game 7."
TV shows a red background that says 'NHL Gamecenter' in white and other icons on the bottom, including the NHL symbol right next to those big letters. Then the TV switches back to the Penguins fan.
"We can't bring phones," he tells Sidney.
"Oh." Sidney looks at the phone. "Well, this is useless." He throws the phone behind him, creating cacophony and meows behind me. He lumbers off into his car.
The TV goes back to the redbackground part, still showing to buy their product. "Download NHL Gamecenter Live now, unless you are going on a seventh grade trip, because it would be useless. Zdeno not included."

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