Deleted Scenes of AAOOOSC!

INT. Stage - Night
Bubby appears on stage with a backwards cap and heavy, golden necklaces.

Bubby
What, what, what,
what. What, what,
what, what...

Bubby Jr. comes out.

Bubby Jr.
Bada, bada, bada, yea!
Bada, bada, bada, ye--

Bubby and Bubby Jr. disappear.

Sidney is sitting in the audience section and he is the only one in the theater.

Sidney
Hey, what happened to
them?

Stage disappears.

Sidney
Whoa!

Audience disappears.

Sidney
I'm all alone! Jonny?

Seats disappear.

Sidney falls.

Sidney
Hey!

Lights disappear.

Sidney
This is not normal!

Everything goes black.

Deep Voice
I. am. back.
Hahahahaha!!!

INT. PP (Pittsburgh Penguins) Stadium - Day (next day)
All the Penguins are practicing shooting and passing. Sidney is not doing good, falling and missing many times.

Chris
Are you okay?

Sidney
(holding onto wall)
Yea, I am fine...

Chris
You don't seem too good.
You never hold on to
the wall.

Sidney
(lets go)
See, I'm--
(falls, but Chris
catches him)

Coach P
(from bench)
Crosby, take a seat!

Sidney skates over and sits down.

Coach P
What's happening?

Sidney
I-I don't know. I started
feeling weak since last night.

Coach P
Well, you surely can't play
tonight's game like this.

Sidney
Don't worry, I'll be able to
play.

Coach P
Good, 'cause you're the best
skater I have.

Vokoun
Hey!
Coach P
I said 'skater,' no 'goalie'!
Get back to work!

Tyler shoots a goal on Vokoun.

Tyler
GOOOOAAAL!!!

Vokoun
Hey!

Fleury
(on iPhone)
You gotta be playing
attention, Vokoun--
(catches flying puck
without looking)
--just like me.

Brandon
Darn it!
(starts banging stick
on ice)

Coach P
Brandon! Sutter! Calm
down or else you're gonna
break your stick!

Fleury
(chuckling)
I gotta take a picture
of this.
(takes a picture and tweets it)

Pascal
Who are we gonna play tonight?

Coach P
Let me check.
(walks away)

Everyone skates over to Sidney.

Chris
Are you gonna play tonight's game?Sidney
Do I have a choice?

Fleury
Please play--I
don't like being distracted.

Sidney
Don't worry guys, I will
play for you.

Everyone
Yesss!

INT. Sidney's House - Day
Jonathan is there with Sidney, on the sofa.

Jonathan
So, why did I have to
come here?

Sidney
Because I feel weak.

Jonathan
Can you fly?

Sidney
Barely.

Jonathan
(makes force field)
Can you freeze this?

Sidney holds up hand and tries to freeze it, but nothing happens.

Sidney
No.

Jonathan
Yikes. That's not good.

Sidney
But do you feel weak?

Nope.
Sidney
Ugh. Why me?

Jonathan
(gets off)
'Cause you can handle
it. But I better go--
call me if you need
any help.

Sidney
Okay, thanks.

Jonathan
Bye! (walks out of
house and bumps into
Martin).
Oh hey... What are you
doing here?

Martin
You are going to have
a curse from the great.

Jonathan
Huh?

Martin
(touches Jonathan's
hand) You know have
the curse.

Jonathan
Whaaat?!
(yanks handaway)
Are you okay?

Martin shakes his head and looks around in confusion.

Martin
Where am I?

Jonathan
You're in Pittsburgh.

Martin
What am I doing in Pennsylvania?

Jonathan
That's what I was
asking you.

Martin
I better get to
New Jersey! See
ya never!
(runs away)

Jonathan
Good luck getting there!

Sidney turns on TV and starts flipping through channels.
Jonathan comes back in.

Jonathan
Hey, I just saw
Martin Brodeur of
the New Jersey Devils
outside your house.

Sidney flips a channel and it's Rapping Time with Bubby. He tries to flip it, but can't.

Jonathan
(confused)
Your stuffed gorilla raps?

Sidney
Um...
(tried to turn off TV, but can't)

Everything starts disappearing like the beginning.

Jonathan
Whoa, your monkeys
are gone.

Sidney falls and crawls over to unplug the TV. He does and it turns off.

Sidney
Finally. Now I gottalook for Bubby.
(crawls up the stairs)

Jonathan
Can't you just walk?
Sidney tried to, but falls.

Sidney
No... (gasps)
My arm, it's gone!

Jonathan
So is your leg!

Sidney
I'm disappearrrring!!!

Sidney disappears.

Jonathan
SIDNEY!
NOOOOO!

Antti
Jonathan, stop.

Jonathan turns around.

Jonathan
What are you doing here?
(starts walking towards Antti)

Antti
Don't come close to me.

Jonathan
(stops)
That's something I don't
hear from you.

Antti
Well, it's something you'll
hear frequently, now.

Jonathan
Why?

Antti
You have the Curse.

Jonathan
The Curse? That's
something new.

Antti
Yes, it just like
a contagious illness--
can be passed around
from one person to
another, or a person
with telepathic powers
can make someone else suffer.

Jonathan
So what's gonna happen
to me?

Antti
It's not what's gonna
happen to you, it's what's
gonna happen to the people
you are close to. When you are
close to someone, that person
gets weak and disappears.

Jonathan
So that's why Sidney's been
acting weak! But he was weak
even when I wasn't around!

Antti
Yes, because someone else was
making Sidney suffer.

Jonathan
Wait, Martin gave me it, so it's
him--but that makes no sense--
he has no powers!

Antti
Yes, that is true! Someone else
must've been controlling Martin
this whole time, making Sidney weak.

Jonathan
But who is this person?

Antti
It has to be someone with telepathy.

Jonathan
Carey Price?

Antti
Yes, it is possible
that it could be him.

Jonathan
--

Notes

In this scene, Martin doesn't have powers, since the idea didn't come to give him powers until the next version of AAOOOSC! #2 was under development.