Deleted Scenes of AAOOOSC!

Jonas
Okay, everyone--cake time!
Teemu, Sam, Cam!

Teemu, Sam, and Cam wheel out a huge pile of crackers and chips.

Jimmy
(gapes)
That's...a cake?

Jonas nodes his head proudly.

Ryan
Epic. Fail.

Cam
Alright, everyone,
let's sing Happy Birthday!

Kari
Wait, wait!
(pulls out laptop and
shows a Youtube video)
Let's let 1D sing Happy Birthday!

Everyone boos/quacks angrily.

Kari
Gosh, what a mean crowd!
Fine!
(closes laptop)

Cam
Okay, okay, okay!
One, two, three--

Everyone sings/quacks off-key.

Jonas
(claps)
Let's eat the cake!
(starts picking off pile
and eats it with other ducks)

Tuukka
Tuukka wants to eat too!
(runs up to pile and shoos away
ducks and starts eating pile)

Antti
(shouts)
TUUKKA!
(pulls away Tuukka)
Älä syö kaiken--
Jaa muiden kanssa!
-Don't eat it all--share with the others!

Tuukka
Mutta heillä oli
kaiken itselleen!
-But they were having it all to themselves!

Antti
Noudata massat ja
tehdä päinvastoin.
-Observe the masses and do the opposite

Tuukka
Okei.
-Okay

Jonas
Okay! I just checked
to see if the cake tastes good
and I approve!

Silence

Jonas
So let us eat!

Silence

Jonas
Uh...okay, here!
(passes out chip bags and
cracker packs)
Enjoy!

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