AAOOOSC!: The Mission

Patrick blinks his eyes open, staring at a polished white ceiling. He rubs his eyes, looking around his surroundings. It seems like he is laying in a hallway, which also has white walls, but black tile flooring.
He sits up with a grunt, looking down at himself; his eyes widen. Instead of wearing his usual clothes, which were jeans and a light blue T-shirt, he is wearing baggy pants with many side pockets that are the color tan and gray and tucked into black boots. He looks at himself some more, seeing that he is now wearing a black belt and what seems like a dark brown vest with black shoulder pads and a tan shirt underneath, which the sleeves are rolled up. He is also wear short, black gloves that only covers the palm and backhand.
"Dude, where did I get these clothes from?" Patrick mutters to himself as he gets up. He looks around the empty hallway. "Hello, man? Anyone here, dude?" He wonders towards the left side, stumbling upon a huge room.
It is a circular room with a metal staircase on the other side that leads up to a ramp that circles the room. Next to Patrick on the right are other entrances that lead to other rooms. To the left of him is a big computer, very similar to Tommy's and across the room, parallel to the computer is the main entrance to the room. In the middle of the room is a long table with chairs around its perimeter.
Patrick turns to his left and sees that there is someone already working on the computer. He clearly recognized that it is Antti typing on it, but the Master is also wearing different clothes.
Antti is wearing black boots that connect with knee pads. He has black baggy pants that shared the same color as his belt and shirt. He is also wearing the most visible part of his attire, which was a black trench coat that had big should pads and stripes on the middle of the sleeves. And of course, he is also wearing gloves, which only shows his finger tips.
"Uh, Antti, man, do you know what's going on?" Patrick asks as he walks closer to him.
"No...that's what I'm trying to figure out..." Antti tells the screen while typing quickly.
"How is this gonna help us in this emergency?" Sidney's voice asks from behind them.
They turn around and see Sidney wearing some type of super suit that looks like it came out from the movie Tron. But the most visible part of Sidney's black suit is the neon blue circle that is on chest, being held by straps.
Next to Sidney is Nathan, who is wearing decent looking clothes, which consist of a gray, short-sleeved hoodie, a white shirt, dark gray jeans with a black hostler, black boots with knee pads, and huge-looking black gloves that cover his whole hand.
"That's what I'm trying to figure out," Antti tells Sidney. He turns back around and continues typing.
"Man, where're the other guys?" Patrick asks the two friends.
"I dunno, we just found ourselves in an empty room. We hadn't seen the rest yet," Nathan answers.
"Do you even know where we're at?" Sidney asks.
"No, dude... And I don't think you should ask Nemo either, man..."
The winger looks at his Master, who was still typing vigorously, then looks back at them.
"Hey, where's Bubby and Bubby Jr?" Nathan asks Sidney. "You were carrying them, right?"
"What?" Sidney's brown eyes widen. "No, where are they‽ Aw, this is crazy, I'm outta here!!!" He storms away into another, calling out his gorillas' names; Nathan follows him.
"Hey, do you know where the vending machines are at? I think I lost my bags of chips," Jonas asks Patrick as he walks into the room with Jonathan.
Patrick looks at what they are wearing. Jonas is wearing a short sleeved black leather jacket with shoulder pads. He has dark gray sleeves and huge, black gloves with a color-less circle on the black hand part of the gloves. He is also wearing a black belt, dark gray baggy pants, and black boots.
Jonathan on the other hand is just wearing a sleeve-less black leather jacket that has a turtle neck and a zipper. He has dark purple straps on his bare arms, two on the right and one of the left. He has a black holster and black pants along with black boots and is wearing dark purple gloves with the same style as Patrick's gloves.
"Dude, we have no idea what's going on, man. Can you try to find it out yourselves?"
"Sure, I think there's a few around; just a matter of lookin'." Jonas looks at Jonathan; Jonathan nods his head in agreement.
"Okay, dude, you guys can go look around and search this place."
"Alright, will do." Jonathan walks away with Jonas.
Patrick looks down at the huge keyboard Antti is typing away on, noticing a closed black iPad laying on the left side of the keyboard, which is the side he is on. "Hey, look, an iPad, man." He picks it up, holding it horizontally. "Dude, this might help." He opens it like a laptop and sees that it's an iPad with a keyboard case. "Awesome, man!" He presses the power button, turing it on.
Instead of the white Apple symbol appearing, the screen turned into a neon, techno blue. The iPad lifts itself up from Patrick's hands and two black dots appear on the top of it on the white boarder. It starts making some squeaky robotic sounds which sound kind of like R2-D2 from Star Wars.
"Wow, man...man, the iPad's alive, Nemo dude! The iPad's alive!!!" Patrick hits his lower back on the edge of the keyboard, clutching onto the edge of it, looking very frightened at the floating iPad.
"What floating iPad?" Antti turns around in his chair, looking at the iPad which is now going around in circles while the keyboard hanging beneath is swinging back and forth.
"That one, man." Patrick points to it.
Antti just stares at it with big eyes. "This is getting weirder by the minute..."
"I know, dude, tell me about it."
The iPad faces the two hockey players; yellow techno writing appears in front of the blue background: Hei nimeni on Ari ja olen täällä hyvä jääkiekko pelaajia yhteiskunta.
Patrick makes an odd look. "What the--"
"It's Finnish!" Antti exclaims happily with his eyes lighting up. He gets up and walks up to the iPad. "Ymmärrättekö minua?" (Do you understand me?)
The iPad tilts its screen back and forth and changes the sentence on the screen. Ymmärrän sinua. (I understand you.)
"Mahtava! Mitä on tekeillä?" Antti has the palms of his hands next to each other. (Awesome! What is going on?)
Voit olla tarkempia? On paljon tekeillä. (Can you please be more specific? There is a lot going on.)
"Uhhh..." He begins thinking of a question.
"I know, man, can that thing speak English as well?" Patrick points to the iPad.
Antti faces him. "I can ask that." He turns back to the iPad. "Tiedätkö englanti?" (Do you know English?)
The iPad shakes side to side. Ei, olen pahoillani. (No, I'm sorry.)
Antti looks at Patrick. "It only knows Finnish."
The spy groans. "Ugh, dude, what are we gonna do with it?"
"It's gonna help us."
"That thing's gonna help us, man?"
"Yes, it said so."
"Dude, does it even have a name?"
"Yes, its name is Ari. Which now to come to think of it, it is a Finnish name."
"Oh, man, well, that thing's all your's." Patrick waves his hand at Ari and walks away.
Antti turns back to Ari.
Mitä tarvitset apua? (What do you need help with?)
"Missä olemme--" (Where are we--)
"Aha! Löysin mitä tehdä kaikki melu!" Pekka cuts into Antti's sentence he he walks into the room triumphantly. (Aha, I found what was making all that noise!)
Antti turns around, seeing Pekka wearing a gray, long-sleeved shirt that looks like a Japanese shirt with black shoulder pads. It was noticeable that he has a white long sleeved, buttoned-up collared shirt under his shirt since the sleeves and the bottom part of it was sticking out from underneath it. He is wearing a black holster and gray baggy pants that are tucked into his black boots and is the only one wearing no gloves. In his hand, he is holding a black honey badger with a white stripe down his back in the air. The animal is wearing a holster of its own and black straps that is holding something black on its back.
"Put me down!" the honey badger yells in a light French accent. "Put me down, please! I have claws and I will use 'em!!"
Pekka puts the badger down on the table. "You better not make any of those scuffling sounds again!" He points to him.
"Hm!" The badger crosses its arms and frowns at the Predator.
"Mikä tämä on?" Antti asks, walking up to Pekka and the honey badger. (What is this?)
"Meillä rikkoja: puhuva mesimäyrä." (We got a trespasser: a talking honey badger.)
"What are you guys speaking?" the honey badger asks harshly.
Pekka looks down at the animal. "Finnish. Now I hope you don't mind, but--" He turns to Antti. "--Meidän täytyy saada hänet ulos täällä." (We need to get him out of here.)
"Can you please tell me what you guys are saying? Ugh, I knew I should've done those Finnish lessons Tuukka gave to me!"
"Tuukka?" Antti looks down at the badger. "You mean Tuukka Rask?"
"Yes, Tuukka Rask!"
"You know him?"
"How on earth would I not know who Tuukka is if I play on the same team as him‽"
"Last time I checked, there are no badgers on the Bruins."
"Well what if I'm Brad Marchand‽" The badger is now standing on its hind legs.
"Marchand? I know your nickname is 'The Honey Badger,' but I didn't know you took it literally!" Antti gives him an odd look.
"I was not planning to turn into a honey badger again, I was just seeing what you guys were doing inside the NHL HQs and then next thing I know there's white and I'm back as a honey badger!" Brad extends his short, black fuzzy arms out. "With of course, the big spot on my tummy." He rubs the white spot that is on his tummy.
"This isn't your first time being a badger?" Antti asks.
"Oh no, I turned into one during the playoffs, thanks to Jimmy Howard."
"And that's the reason why the Bruins lost, I take it," Pekka says.
"No, that reason is completely different from me being a honey badger. So how can I get back to myself? I got other stuff to do." Brad places his paws on his hips.
"I don't know, we're new to this environment. Just give me a few hours and I'll get all of this straight." Antti begins to walks backwards towards Ari.
"And what am I gonna do here‽" Brad cries.
Antti points to Pekka, then to Brad. "Pidät häntä yritys." (You keep him company.)
"Teen sen." Pekka salutes Antti and grabs Brad off the table, carrying him away. "Now I'm gonna show you how to be a quiet badger, okay?" (I'll do it.)
"AHHH!! Get off of me!!!" Brad pushes himself onto the ground, out of Pekka's grasp. "Number one rule: never carry me! If do--" Brad raises his paw in the air, showing his claws. "--you'll get these on your face!"
"Wow, okay!" Pekka raises his hands in the air, stepping back a bit.
"Bien. Au revoir, mon ami." Brad speeds off down into a hallway. (Good. Good bye, my friend.)
"Oh... Darn it, we lost our honey badger..." His voice trails off as he hears someone with a high-pitched voice panting behind him. Pekka turns around, seeing a black, shiny orb with tiny black wings hovering in front of him.
It has huge lens in front of it, inside of the orb and two tiny lens on top of the huge lens and some clear button on top of it.
The thing pants some more while flying over to Pekka's left shoulder. It lands on it and lets out a high-pitched sign of relief.
Pekka chuckles at it. "And what are you?"
"Jimmey." The orb turns around, looking around its surroundings. "Jeeehmmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy..."
"Jimmy?" Pekka makes a confused look. "What about Jimmy?"
Antti comes into view with Ari. "Oh, se on Tatu?" He points to the black orb on Pekka's shoulder. (Oh, that's Tatu?)
Joo, se on Tatu. Hän on turvallisuus-kamera. Ja varoitus: hän on hyvin tyhmä. (Yup, that's Tatu. He is the security camera. And warning: he is very stupid.)
Tatu starts beating his wings and lifts up inches from Pekka's shoulder, making high-pitched grunting sounds. Then it lands back on Pekka's shoulder, panting. '"Whew!" it says in a high-pitched voice.
"Oh, lovely. Ja tämä on ainoa kamera täällä?" (And this is the only camera here?)
Kyllä.
Antti looks around the hallway. "Missä on Brad?" (Where's Brad?)
"Hän juoksi pois minua." (He just ran away from me.)
"Okei, tällöin voit pitää huolta Tatu." (Okay, in that case, you can take care of Tatu.)
"Okay." Pekka cranes his neck to look at the little robot. "Tatu, where do you want to go?"
"Jeh-mee..." Tatu beats his wings again and starts flying out of the hallway. It first crashes into a wall, but then shakes itself and flies into the main room.
"Wait for me!" Pekka runs after it.
Antti turns to Ari. "Joten mitä onko minun tietää?" (So, what else there for me to know?)

Notes

Drawings of the GHP's new outfits:
Patrick, Sidney, Jonathan, and Brad...


Nathan, Jonas, and Pekka

And last but not least, Nemo: