Dangeruss & Tazer

After procuring a few items of necessity from Jonathan’s house, the temporary crime fighting cop duo, known as Dangeruss and Tazer, made their way to the Greenhouse.

They arrived to the crime scene, which was surrounded by yellow tape wrapped around it. There were no cops, but the two could guess that someone had set up the tape for later on. As a sign that they wouldn’t succeed in their mission.

But the two were determined. Jonathan opened his car door, slowly and stepped out. He put on his sunglasses that he used for different circumstances for coolness. Russell emerged from his side. He rounded the car and came to join his cop partner.

“Do you need to show off with the glasses like that?”

“What? They're my cool glasses and this is definitely a cool moment!”

“You’re right!”

“We need to find Kaner, let’s get into that Greenhouse, now!”

They walked into the building, ducking under the tape. They felt a little awkward, being athlete cops, but they trusted their instincts and their smarts and what they had both seen in TV shows and movies. They applied their knowledge to their methods.

They entered, being careful not to touch anything or contaminate the place. They just gazed around, looking for clues about who was with Avery behind Patrick Kane’s kidnapping. After checking the place out, from front to back, taking about thirty minutes of time total, they found nothing. They still only knew about there being a "black man" from what Andrew had seen.

Avery and his partner were good. They had managed to clean the crime scene and make sure not to leave anything behind.

“Who is this other guy that Shawzy saw?”

“I don’t know, but I think we’re about to find out…”

Jonathan spun around to see Russell staring at a small TV in the office, where they were standing. On the screen, the news anchor was talking about the missing Chicago Blackhawk. There was a picture of Patrick in the upper corner. She was saying about how the Blackhawk forward had vanished in the dead of the night, only to later have it be deduced that he had been kidnapped.

After a few minutes, she began to talk about how Jonathan Toews and Russell Wilson had become cops and were going after Patrick, seeking to save him. She followed it up by talking about some bad guy pair named “The Blood Brothers” who had contacted her. She played a recording of the message.

“Turn it up!” Jonathan said, walking over to Russell, who turned up the volume on the TV.

“So, Toes and Wilson are coming after Kaner, eh?” Avery’s voice laughed. “What do ya think about that Crabs?”

“Toes? Wilson? Russell Wilson, the quarterback for the Seahawks? He can’t be serious about taking us on!”

“Well he is...but you know what, we just want to say, Crabs and I, to Jonathan, that your little buddy wants to say hi...say hi Kanerboo, say hi to Toes!”

There is a break as muffled cries come from wherever the two were holding him. Russell looked to “Tazer”, who had his mouth dropped open, wide in shock and terror.

“Kaner...my poor friend!” Jonathan muttered.

There was another break, before Avery’s voice came back. “You may not be able to understand the little blondie, but he does say hi to his buddy, “Tazer”. We’re keeping him bound and gagged in a cage, but don’t worry, we won’t kill him...yet!”

“Nah, just roughing him up!” the man named “Crabs” said.

“Yeah. Oh and one more thing “cops”, this is “The Blood Brothers” Sean Avery and Michael Crabtree!”

Russell gasped. “Crabtree!?”

“You better hurry and find us, lest little Kanerboo goes “bye-bye.” The recording clicked off at the end of the sentence. The reporter appeared to be in shock.

There was a moment of silence, as Russell and Jonathan stared at the screen in shock, not really listening to the reporter anymore as she talked about how awful this was and what people were going to do about Patrick Kane’s kidnapping. As Jonathan slowly came back to the real world, he heard the woman say that Chicago was not going to pleased and that the people of the city might rise up and save their beloved athlete if “Jonathan Toews and Russell Wilson” didn’t accept the challenge and reply.

“We need to accept the challenge!” Jonathan finally spoke.

“But that’s Crabtree! CRABTREE!!” Russell stated.

“So, what?”

“Crabtree is like the Sean Avery of the football world!”

“That explains the friendship!” Jonathan spat, rolling his eyes. “But we need to try and get under their skin! They have to know that “Dangeruss and Tazer” are on the case and will find Patrick Kane and save him from the clutches of “The Blood Brothers”!”

“I suppose you are right.”

“We need to call the news and let ‘em know!”

Russell pulled his phone out and dialed the number for the news. He put the cell on speaker.

“Hi there, this is “Dangeruss and Tazer” and we are responding to “The Blood Brothers”. Bring it on bitches!” the two cops shouted in unison. “We’re going to find Kaner and save him, before you can even drag a knife across his throat!”

Then they hung up. The challenge was set and it was time to get out there and search. They had the who and the why - the motive - now they needed to find the location and set the rescue scheme in place.

It was “Dangeruss and Tazer” VS “The Blood Brothers”!

Notes

Poor Kaner....that's just cruel to make him "say" hi like that! Bad Avery and Crabtree!! :(