
No Place I'd Rather Be...
Summary
Jonathan Toews and Patrick Kane have always been stuck together. They entered the NHL together, played together, roomed together and signed big contracts together. And they always have one anthers' backs, even if they joke not to. Or joke about hating one another, they truly do love one another.
However, what happens when someone comes between them, threatening to split them apart for life? What if that someone is a notorious Chicago serial killer, who has been hunting for his latest victim? And what if he is chasing Patrick Kane, because he fits the type? (Because everyone chases poor Kaner.)
Can Jonathan save him? Can he stop the serial killer, before he murders his best friend? Or will Patrick become the latest victim of this man's madness?
Meanwhile, the detectives of the Santa Barbra police department (yes, Psych) have pulled themselves into this as well and end up coming to Chicago and hooking up with Jonathan Toews to help him in the search for his friend!
**NC-17 for serial killer character purposes, honestly, I still don't know what to rate this at the moment, the deaths are getting pretty violent, but still....if this were a movie, the deaths would be more implied.
**Psych characters (Juliet O'Hara, Carlton Lassiter, Shawn Spencer, Burton Guster "Gus", Chief Vick, Henry Spencer, and Buzz...) are all copyright to Steve Franks. I am simply just using them in this fanfic!
**And I own no one...though I'd like too....XD
Characters

August Kane
5th Victim, killed with Hayden Kane

Bradley Kuhn
The first victim of the serial killer in Chicago

Bryce Perry
3rd Victim

Carlton Lassiter and Juliet O'Hara
Detectives for the Santa Barbara Police Department

Chief Karen Vick
The Chief of the Department

Fredrick Crosby
The Brains, and also Keith's sinister helper....he is incognito until mid-way through the novel

Hayden Kane
6th Victim, killed with August Kane

Henry Spencer
Shawn's Father, Ex-cop

Jonathan Toews "Johnny" "Tazer"
Will protect Kaner at all costs, even if he has to give up his life to save his friend!

Keith Ballard
The Serial Killer - NO relation to the Minnesota Wild guy! I swear!

Nathan MacKinnon
4th Victim

Patrick Cleary
2nd Victim

Patrick Kane "Kaner"
The key victim of the serial killer, he is actually the main target, which it is later revealed why he is

Samuel "Sam" Richmond
The identical twin of Patrick Kane and the 7th Victim

Shawn Spencer and Burton Guster "Gus"
Psychic Detective for the Santa Barbara Police Department and his sidekick/partner
Chapters
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Victim #1 - Bradley Kuhn
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Peeksy, There's No Place I'd Rather Be...
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Practice
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The Man From Chicago
Introduction of Psych Characters
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Victim #2 - Patrick Cleary
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Anticipation and Foreplay
Warning: Kazer Fluff
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Tazer and Kaner "taze" the Stars
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Fly You Hawks, Hoorah!
Kazer smut...cause it's AWESOME!!
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The Second Body
Psych Detectives
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Victim #3 - Bryce Perry
And Kazer and also a Blackhawks Game
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A third body…and you’ve got…
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...A serial killer in Chicago
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**End of Part One**
Pre-Kaner and Hockey
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Nathan MacKinnon is Missing
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Until Further Notice, Hockey is Suspended in the NHL
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Dinner and the Contest
*Kazer
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Kinny's Torture
*Think of the torture scenes as happening in days not hours
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Frederick
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The Pranks
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Stalking Kaner
*Kazer Sexyness
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Kaner’s “Nightmare”: Wolverine Saves Elsa
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Jonny’s Here and He’ll Always Be Here
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Kinny’s Escape and The Reveal
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The Fight
*Warning, Strong Feelings and Themes
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**End of Part Two**
Bad Guys Go After Kaner
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Kaner’s Capture
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A Hat Trick of Murders
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Oh No, The Serial Killers Have Kaner?!
My, How Sam Looks Like Patrick Kane!
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Tazer Finds Kaner and is Captured
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Kaner’s Torture
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Breaking Free: Tazer Saves Kaner
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Arrested!
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Parting Ways
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Epilogue - Kazer Forever!
So this is the real Keith Ballard, in case anyone was interested:


Kinda evil, isn't he? I swear, I had no idea about him before creating the killer character. Then I just hear the name "Keith Ballard" during a Lightning game and....woo-la! Imagine the laughter I had...man. That's like me guessing my roommates real middle name. ;)
He also reminds me a little bit of Bur (Adam Burish)...but BUR IS BETTER!! :D
12/10/14