Battle For the Ice: The Great NHL War
Summary
USA vs Canada, LA vs San Jose, Boston vs Montreal, All of These Are Petty and Lame Compared to the Great Battle Brewing…
It’s no All-Star Game!
Let me tell you about this Great Battle brewing in the NHL, it's Good vs Evil. It's Chicago Blackhawks, Boston Bruins, Anaheim Ducks, Dallas Stars and more working together to fend off evil and goons. So, what happens when good guys like Patrick Kane, Tyler Seguin and others go against guys like Patrick Kaleta, Matt Cooke and such?
It’s Team Toews vs Team Avery in the Ultimate Showdown of Life and Death
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There's a ton of characters in this, so they'll be listed below with their powers or war-like abilities:
The Good Guys - Hockey Heroes: Led By Captain Jonathan Toews
Patrick Kane
Powers: Master Healing (Pink), Advanced Telepathy and Flight
On-Ice/Hockey Skills: Shootout and Accuracy
Weapons: Hockey Stick
Jonathan Toews (Captain)
Powers: Energy Shield, Flight, and Fury Telekinesis (meaning he can only use this power when angry – in the form of blue energy balls)
On-Ice/Hockey Skills: Shootout, Accuracy and Two-Way Play
Weapons: Hockey Stick
Tyler Seguin
Powers: Advanced Healing (Lavender) and Color Manipulation
On-Ice/Hockey Skills: Shooting Accuracy, Goals
Other Skills: Excellent Spy
Weapons: Spy Gadgets (but nothing too impressive)
Jamie Benn (Alt. Captain)
Powers: Hard Light Constructs/ Emit Green Light Energy, Super Strength, and Telekinesis (All Through A Green Ring)
On-Ice/Hockey Skills: None
Weapons: The Ring
Patrice Bergeron (Alt. Captain)
Powers: Shapeshifting and Morphing
On-Ice/Hockey Skills: Superb Two-Way play, Faceoff Demon
Weapons: Mace, Claws, Growl
Ben Smith
Powers: Artificially Enhanced Physiology: Peak Human Strength, Peak Human Speed, Peak Human Stamina, Peak Human Agility, Peak Human Reflexes, Peak Human Durability, Peak Human Healing, Peak Human Mental Process, Peak Human Senses, Peak Human Longevity
On-Ice/Hockey Skills: None
Other Skills: See “Powers” + Master Martial Artist, Shield Fighter and Weapons Combatant
Weapons: Shield
Brandon Saad
Powers: None
On-Ice/Hockey Skills: Versatility
Weapons: Swords, Nunchucks, Solid Impenetrable Stick
Reilly Smith
Powers: None
On-Ice/Hockey Skills: Awkwardness, Mimicry or Mockery of skills
Weapons: Flamethrower
Nathan MacKinnon
Powers: None
On-Ice/Hockey Skills: Speed, Agility, Mental Toughness
Weapons: Web Launcher (like Spiderman)
Gabriel Landeskog
Powers: Ice Manipulation
On-Ice/Hockey Skills: None
Weapons: Ice Blaster and Ice Pick/Axe
Valeri Nichushkin
Powers: None
On-Ice/Hockey Skills: Archery, Net Driving on the ice
Weapons: Bow and Arrow (Green Arrows)
Vladislav Namestnikov
Powers: Ambient Energy Conversion: Plasma Emanation and Flight, Heat Immunity, Radiation Immunity
On-Ice/Hockey Skills: Bilingual (Russian and English) and Martial Arts
Weapons: Flamethrower
John Tavares:
Powers: None
On-Ice/Hockey Skills: Accuracy
Weapons: Large Machine Gun, Puck Blaster, Puck Launcher (See Mighty Ducks for visuals of the weapons)
Nikita Nesterov
Powers: Brute Strength, Organic Steel Transformation
On-Ice/Hockey Skills: Bilingual (English, Russian), Wicked Slapshot and Big Body
Weapons: Iron/Steel Armor, Torpedo Launcher
Nikita Zadorov
Powers: None
On-Ice/Hockey Skills: Archery, Slapshots, and Martial Arts
Weapons: Bow and Arrow (Dark Blue Arrows)
Jordie Benn
Powers: None
On-Ice/Hockey Skills: Wicked Slapshot from the Blueline (Zdeno Chara-like)
Other Skills: Spying and Strength (Stronger and more masterful at his craft than Tyler)
Weapons: T-800’s Shotgun, T-800’s Pistol (with laser), T-800’s SMG, T-800’s Assault Rifle, Revolver, Grenade launcher and 12-Gauge Shotgun
Torey Krug
Powers: Weather Manipulation, Energy Absorption, Peak Stamina, and Immortality (Limited)
On-Ice/Hockey Skills: Stealth, Offensive Defense
Weapons: Thunder Hammer, Belt of Strength, Swords, Axes, Maces and War Hammers
Brent Seabrook
Powers: Power Absorption
On-Ice/Hockey Skills: Martial Arts, Slapshots, and Hitting
Weapons: Two swords (Occasionally Guns)
Niklas Hjalmarsson
Powers: Invulnerability and “Superhuman Strength”
On-Ice/Hockey Skills: Shot Blocking
Weapons: His body, Hockey Stick
Corey Crawford
Powers: Shapeshifting
On-Ice/Hockey Skills: Impenetrable Goaltending, Fast Reflexes
Weapons: Goalie Stick
Antti Niemi
Powers: Impenetrability, Animal Sonar, Shapeshifting (Limited), Spectacular Vision, Breathe Underwater, Peak Human Senses
On-Ice/Hockey Skills: Impenetrable Goaltending, Fast Reflexes
Weapons: Trident (Energy Projectile, Making Tidal Waves, Controlling the Weather, Stabbing, Create a Sharknado), Goalie Stick
The Bad Guys - Hockey Villains: Led By Captain Sean Avery
Matt Cooke
Powers: Food Manipulation/Cibumkinesis (Cookies), Food Combat/Food Fighting Style/Food Martial Arts, Food Generation, Food Empowerment, Invisibility
Skills: Being A Goon - Toughness, Grit, Strength, Hitting, Fighting, Intimidation and Bad Reputation (Feared By Opponents)
Weapons: Cookies
Patrick Kaleta
Powers: Pyrokinesis
Skills: None
Weapons: Fire, Lighter (Zippo)
John Scott
Powers: None
Skills: Being A Goon - Toughness, Grit, Strength, Hitting, Fighting
Weapons: Large Machine Gun, Puck Blaster, Puck Launcher
Zenon Konopka
Powers: Advanced Telepathy
Skills: Hitting, Fighting, Toughness, Illegal Play/Playing on the Edge, Intimidation
Weapons: Fire Chain (like Ghost Rider’s, worn around the neck) and Spy Gadgets
Steve Ott
Powers: Similar to Sabretooth from X-Men
Skills: Being A Goon - Toughness, Grit, Strength, Hitting, Fighting
Weapons: Claws/Long nails (Sabretooth)
Sean Avery
Powers: Pyrokinesis, Black Lightning
Skills: Being A Goon - Toughness, Grit, Strength, Hitting, Fighting
Weapons: Fireballs, Lightning
Zac Rinaldo
Powers:
Skills: Being A Goon/Pest - Toughness, Grit, Strength, Hitting, Fighting
Weapons:
Phil Kessel (Alt. Captain)
Powers: Calokinesis and Oleokinesis
Skills: Toughness, Grit, Strength, Hitting, Fighting, Shot
Weapons: Constructs
James van Riemsdyk (JVR)
Powers: Umbrakinesis
Skills: Toughness, Grit, Strength, Hitting, Shot
Weapons: Darkness Constructs
David Clarkson
Powers:
Skills: Being A Goon - Toughness, Grit, Strength, Hitting, Fighting
Weapons:
Derek Dorsett
Powers:
Skills: Being A Goon/Pest - Toughness, Grit, Strength, Hitting, Fighting
Weapons:
Ryan Kesler
Powers: Superhuman Strength, Superhuman Durability, Superhuman Longevity, and Sorcery (producing holograms or using magic)
Skills: Being a dirty pest, hitting, fighting, and scoring
Weapons: Special Staff
Thomas Vanek
Powers:
Skills: Toughness, Grit, Strength, Hitting, Fighting, Shot
Weapons:
Chris Pronger (Alt. Captain)
Powers: None
Skills: Being A Goon - Toughness, Grit, Strength, Hitting, Fighting
Weapons: Lots of guns and various weaponry
Kevin Bieksa
Powers: None
Skills: Slapshot, Hitting, Fighting (Similar to Tyler Myers I guess)
Weapons: Mechanical Arms like Doc Oct
Dion Phaneuf
Powers:
Skills: Toughness, Grit, Strength, Hitting, Fighting, Slapshot
Weapons:
Tyler Myers
Powers: Brute Strength like the Hulk or Abomination
Skills: Being A Goon - Toughness, Grit, Strength, Hitting, Fighting
Weapons: Strength and size
PK Subban
Powers: Geo-Thermokinesis
Skills: Wicked Blue-Line Slapshot
Weapons: Fire/Lava
Keith Ballard
Powers: Canine Physiology
Skills: Uh...unknown...he's a defenseman for the Wild...
Weapons: Claws
Roberto Luongo
Powers: Telekinesis, Superhuman Strength, and Wood Manipulation
Skills: None
Weapons: Wood, A Stick (that can shoot out arrows, bullets and withstand anything, ideal for fighting)
Jimmy Howard
Powers: Sixth sense, Web Manipulation
Skills: Typical Goalie Skills - Fast Reflexes, Recovery, and etc...
Weapons: Web Blaster (via his hands)
It’s no All-Star Game!
Let me tell you about this Great Battle brewing in the NHL, it's Good vs Evil. It's Chicago Blackhawks, Boston Bruins, Anaheim Ducks, Dallas Stars and more working together to fend off evil and goons. So, what happens when good guys like Patrick Kane, Tyler Seguin and others go against guys like Patrick Kaleta, Matt Cooke and such?
It’s Team Toews vs Team Avery in the Ultimate Showdown of Life and Death
****
There's a ton of characters in this, so they'll be listed below with their powers or war-like abilities:
The Good Guys - Hockey Heroes: Led By Captain Jonathan Toews
Patrick Kane
Powers: Master Healing (Pink), Advanced Telepathy and Flight
On-Ice/Hockey Skills: Shootout and Accuracy
Weapons: Hockey Stick
Jonathan Toews (Captain)
Powers: Energy Shield, Flight, and Fury Telekinesis (meaning he can only use this power when angry – in the form of blue energy balls)
On-Ice/Hockey Skills: Shootout, Accuracy and Two-Way Play
Weapons: Hockey Stick
Tyler Seguin
Powers: Advanced Healing (Lavender) and Color Manipulation
On-Ice/Hockey Skills: Shooting Accuracy, Goals
Other Skills: Excellent Spy
Weapons: Spy Gadgets (but nothing too impressive)
Jamie Benn (Alt. Captain)
Powers: Hard Light Constructs/ Emit Green Light Energy, Super Strength, and Telekinesis (All Through A Green Ring)
On-Ice/Hockey Skills: None
Weapons: The Ring
Patrice Bergeron (Alt. Captain)
Powers: Shapeshifting and Morphing
On-Ice/Hockey Skills: Superb Two-Way play, Faceoff Demon
Weapons: Mace, Claws, Growl
Ben Smith
Powers: Artificially Enhanced Physiology: Peak Human Strength, Peak Human Speed, Peak Human Stamina, Peak Human Agility, Peak Human Reflexes, Peak Human Durability, Peak Human Healing, Peak Human Mental Process, Peak Human Senses, Peak Human Longevity
On-Ice/Hockey Skills: None
Other Skills: See “Powers” + Master Martial Artist, Shield Fighter and Weapons Combatant
Weapons: Shield
Brandon Saad
Powers: None
On-Ice/Hockey Skills: Versatility
Weapons: Swords, Nunchucks, Solid Impenetrable Stick
Reilly Smith
Powers: None
On-Ice/Hockey Skills: Awkwardness, Mimicry or Mockery of skills
Weapons: Flamethrower
Nathan MacKinnon
Powers: None
On-Ice/Hockey Skills: Speed, Agility, Mental Toughness
Weapons: Web Launcher (like Spiderman)
Gabriel Landeskog
Powers: Ice Manipulation
On-Ice/Hockey Skills: None
Weapons: Ice Blaster and Ice Pick/Axe
Valeri Nichushkin
Powers: None
On-Ice/Hockey Skills: Archery, Net Driving on the ice
Weapons: Bow and Arrow (Green Arrows)
Vladislav Namestnikov
Powers: Ambient Energy Conversion: Plasma Emanation and Flight, Heat Immunity, Radiation Immunity
On-Ice/Hockey Skills: Bilingual (Russian and English) and Martial Arts
Weapons: Flamethrower
John Tavares:
Powers: None
On-Ice/Hockey Skills: Accuracy
Weapons: Large Machine Gun, Puck Blaster, Puck Launcher (See Mighty Ducks for visuals of the weapons)
Nikita Nesterov
Powers: Brute Strength, Organic Steel Transformation
On-Ice/Hockey Skills: Bilingual (English, Russian), Wicked Slapshot and Big Body
Weapons: Iron/Steel Armor, Torpedo Launcher
Nikita Zadorov
Powers: None
On-Ice/Hockey Skills: Archery, Slapshots, and Martial Arts
Weapons: Bow and Arrow (Dark Blue Arrows)
Jordie Benn
Powers: None
On-Ice/Hockey Skills: Wicked Slapshot from the Blueline (Zdeno Chara-like)
Other Skills: Spying and Strength (Stronger and more masterful at his craft than Tyler)
Weapons: T-800’s Shotgun, T-800’s Pistol (with laser), T-800’s SMG, T-800’s Assault Rifle, Revolver, Grenade launcher and 12-Gauge Shotgun
Torey Krug
Powers: Weather Manipulation, Energy Absorption, Peak Stamina, and Immortality (Limited)
On-Ice/Hockey Skills: Stealth, Offensive Defense
Weapons: Thunder Hammer, Belt of Strength, Swords, Axes, Maces and War Hammers
Brent Seabrook
Powers: Power Absorption
On-Ice/Hockey Skills: Martial Arts, Slapshots, and Hitting
Weapons: Two swords (Occasionally Guns)
Niklas Hjalmarsson
Powers: Invulnerability and “Superhuman Strength”
On-Ice/Hockey Skills: Shot Blocking
Weapons: His body, Hockey Stick
Corey Crawford
Powers: Shapeshifting
On-Ice/Hockey Skills: Impenetrable Goaltending, Fast Reflexes
Weapons: Goalie Stick
Antti Niemi
Powers: Impenetrability, Animal Sonar, Shapeshifting (Limited), Spectacular Vision, Breathe Underwater, Peak Human Senses
On-Ice/Hockey Skills: Impenetrable Goaltending, Fast Reflexes
Weapons: Trident (Energy Projectile, Making Tidal Waves, Controlling the Weather, Stabbing, Create a Sharknado), Goalie Stick
The Bad Guys - Hockey Villains: Led By Captain Sean Avery
Matt Cooke
Powers: Food Manipulation/Cibumkinesis (Cookies), Food Combat/Food Fighting Style/Food Martial Arts, Food Generation, Food Empowerment, Invisibility
Skills: Being A Goon - Toughness, Grit, Strength, Hitting, Fighting, Intimidation and Bad Reputation (Feared By Opponents)
Weapons: Cookies
Patrick Kaleta
Powers: Pyrokinesis
Skills: None
Weapons: Fire, Lighter (Zippo)
John Scott
Powers: None
Skills: Being A Goon - Toughness, Grit, Strength, Hitting, Fighting
Weapons: Large Machine Gun, Puck Blaster, Puck Launcher
Zenon Konopka
Powers: Advanced Telepathy
Skills: Hitting, Fighting, Toughness, Illegal Play/Playing on the Edge, Intimidation
Weapons: Fire Chain (like Ghost Rider’s, worn around the neck) and Spy Gadgets
Steve Ott
Powers: Similar to Sabretooth from X-Men
Skills: Being A Goon - Toughness, Grit, Strength, Hitting, Fighting
Weapons: Claws/Long nails (Sabretooth)
Sean Avery
Powers: Pyrokinesis, Black Lightning
Skills: Being A Goon - Toughness, Grit, Strength, Hitting, Fighting
Weapons: Fireballs, Lightning
Zac Rinaldo
Powers:
Skills: Being A Goon/Pest - Toughness, Grit, Strength, Hitting, Fighting
Weapons:
Phil Kessel (Alt. Captain)
Powers: Calokinesis and Oleokinesis
Skills: Toughness, Grit, Strength, Hitting, Fighting, Shot
Weapons: Constructs
James van Riemsdyk (JVR)
Powers: Umbrakinesis
Skills: Toughness, Grit, Strength, Hitting, Shot
Weapons: Darkness Constructs
David Clarkson
Powers:
Skills: Being A Goon - Toughness, Grit, Strength, Hitting, Fighting
Weapons:
Derek Dorsett
Powers:
Skills: Being A Goon/Pest - Toughness, Grit, Strength, Hitting, Fighting
Weapons:
Ryan Kesler
Powers: Superhuman Strength, Superhuman Durability, Superhuman Longevity, and Sorcery (producing holograms or using magic)
Skills: Being a dirty pest, hitting, fighting, and scoring
Weapons: Special Staff
Thomas Vanek
Powers:
Skills: Toughness, Grit, Strength, Hitting, Fighting, Shot
Weapons:
Chris Pronger (Alt. Captain)
Powers: None
Skills: Being A Goon - Toughness, Grit, Strength, Hitting, Fighting
Weapons: Lots of guns and various weaponry
Kevin Bieksa
Powers: None
Skills: Slapshot, Hitting, Fighting (Similar to Tyler Myers I guess)
Weapons: Mechanical Arms like Doc Oct
Dion Phaneuf
Powers:
Skills: Toughness, Grit, Strength, Hitting, Fighting, Slapshot
Weapons:
Tyler Myers
Powers: Brute Strength like the Hulk or Abomination
Skills: Being A Goon - Toughness, Grit, Strength, Hitting, Fighting
Weapons: Strength and size
PK Subban
Powers: Geo-Thermokinesis
Skills: Wicked Blue-Line Slapshot
Weapons: Fire/Lava
Keith Ballard
Powers: Canine Physiology
Skills: Uh...unknown...he's a defenseman for the Wild...
Weapons: Claws
Roberto Luongo
Powers: Telekinesis, Superhuman Strength, and Wood Manipulation
Skills: None
Weapons: Wood, A Stick (that can shoot out arrows, bullets and withstand anything, ideal for fighting)
Jimmy Howard
Powers: Sixth sense, Web Manipulation
Skills: Typical Goalie Skills - Fast Reflexes, Recovery, and etc...
Weapons: Web Blaster (via his hands)
Chapters
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The Spark That Started Everything
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Battle #1: John Tavares vs John Scott
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Battle #2: Tyler Seguin vs Zenon Konopka
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Battle #3: Jamie Benn vs Roberto Luongo
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Battle #4: Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews vs Sean Avery and Matt Cooke
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Battle #5: Ben Smith vs Jimmy Howard
(For this, Ben Smith is still a Blackhawk)
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Battle #6: Torey Krug vs Ryan Kesler
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Battle #7: Gabriel Landeskog vs Patrick Kaleta
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Battle #8: Nikita Nesterov (Nesty) vs PK Subban
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Battle #9: Brent Seabrook vs Steve Ott
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Battle #10: Patrice Bergeron and Corey Crawford vs Tyler Myers and Keith Ballard
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Battle #11: Antti Niemi vs Phil Kessel
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Battle #12: Vladislav Namestnikov vs James van Riemsdyk
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Battle #13: Nathan Mackinnon vs Kevin Bieksa
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Battle #14: Jordie Benn vs Chris Pronger
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Battle #15: Brandon Saad vs Derek Dorsett
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Battle #16: Reilly Smith vs Thomas Vanek
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Battle #17: Niklas Hjalmarsson vs Zac Rinaldo
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Battle #18: Valeri Nichushkin and Nikita Zadorov vs Dion Phaneuf and David Clarkson
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Bonus Scene: An NHL-Superhero Alternate Universe
Get Ready For the Questions People....
Alternate cover to Landy vs Kal:
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